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What is sartorial?
A condition in which the sufferer is utterly fashion-backward.
In fact, they aren't just missing the fashions.
They just aren't down with the whole 'clothing' thing whatsoever.
They struggle to find clothing that fits properly, they cannot sress themselves - they simply have no idea.
It's also incredibly amusing for onlookers.
And great to bitch about.
"OMG, did you check what Olivia was wearing today? Yeah, like actual pink, wooly, tights. You know, like we wore back in like, Year 3?"
"OMG Karen, you can't just say that. Olivia has like, sartorial dyslexia."
"Oh."
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Sartorial - what is it?
A pasty white 13 year old boy who gets 8 year old girls' pussies wet
9 year old girl: Jacob Sartorious is so hot I wanna lick his barely there abs
What does "sartorial" mean?
A type of trash that attracts ten year old girls all over the Internet. Jacob wears an acorn or some shit in his pants to look like he has a dick. He is widely known as the 'Fuckboy master'. Other names for him include the following;
Jacob Sclitorous,
Jacob Saggytits,
And Jacob Stegosaurus.
Person 1: "Oh my god dude! 'Hoodie' by a piece of trash is my fav song!"
Person 2: "Wow! A piece of trash produced by a piece of trash!"
Person 3: "Guys don't you mean jacob sartorious??"
Sartorial - what does it mean?
ruiner of the word “sweatshirt”
Jacob Sartorious's song is too cringe
Sartorial - meaning
a little fuckboy that photoshops his eyebrows in his album cover
wow, that kids eyebrows are so jacob sartorious
Sartorial - definition
an annoying scrawny kid that can’t sing and is a flop.
jacob sartorious is a flop
Sartorial - slang
Farting while dressed to the nines.
To watch her move down the catwalk in that most glorious manner somehow makes her loud but sartorial flatulence entirely benign.
Sartorial
1. To be the best-dressed in your crew.
2. To be so stylishly coordinated that everyone has to give you a compliment.
Uh oh, check him out. I think Kory gets the sartorial excellence award today.
Sartorial
Having lack of intellect within the typical mindscope; a kid that uses an overnessisary amount of autotune whilst flexing his scrawny arms.
Bro, did you hear Jacob Sartorious' new song?
Nah dude, it was so gay it made Anderson Cooper feel straight.
Sartorial
of or pertaining to tailors and they're trade.
"Suits are full of joy. They're the sartorial equivalent of a baby smiling."
-Barney Stinson