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What is salsbury?
The act of being face fucked repeatedly to the point of mental retardation
Boy o boy august, that salsbury express we ran sure was a blast!
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salsbury - video
Salsbury - what is it?
When a man is about to finish making love to a womans ear, and realizes that he may have earwax on the edge of his penis. This thought causes him to pull out impulsively and unload man juice all over his girlfriend's face. Naturally still disgusted by the earwax left on his penis, he then proceeds to wipe the brown sticky material above the load he just blew, creating what appears similar to a black man wearing a white trench coat.
Ford: I totally freaked out when I saw the earwax on my dick man.
Sam: What did you do?
Ford: I had to give him a Seattle Salsbury Trenchcoat dude.
Sam: Him?
Ford:...
What does "salsbury" mean?
A slap to the face with a penis.
Guy 1: Hey that girl just knocked my stuff over!
Guy 2: Give her a good old Salsbury Steak!
Salsbury - what does it mean?
The art of being such a dick people hate it--Just like they hate getting a salsbury steak
Jim: Suck it Mike!
Mike: Dude you're acting like a real salsbury penis right now!
Salsbury - meaning
Very, very solid. Some say that it means beyond solid in the sense that it is actually fluid, although it has not been confirmed by experts.
Harris: "Yo dude I'm so worried about the economics paper!"
Carson: "Why's that? It isn't due till after break!"
Harris: "Really?!?! Yes! That's sooo salsbury I'll procrastinate and have this conversation with you next Sunday night!"