Definder - what does the word mean?

What is rule one?

To Whovians (or anyone who spends way too much time around one): THE DOCTOR LIES.
To everyone else: The first, often primary, rule in a list.

Whovian 1:Rule number one?
Large chorus of Whovians: THE DOCTOR LIES!
Non-Whovian: What the eff?.

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rule one - video

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Rule one - what is it?

In the rules for life, the first one is always this: Don't Get Caught. Other rules may vary by location and other factors, but especially in college when numerous activities of questionable legality are occurring rule number one is don't get caught.

Rule number two is frequently Don't Die, unless not dying would interfere with rule number one.

Jason: Put that pipe away while we're driving through the speed trap, I don't want the cops to see and pull us over.
Sarah: Gotcha, following rule number one.

or, on the outside end of a phone call from jail:

Jason: You broke rule number one!

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What does "rule one" mean?

No fat chicks.

A: "I'm gonna go talk to that girl over there playing video games. She looks lonely."
B: "Better not do that, man."
A: "What? Why not?"
B: "Rule Number One."

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Rule one - what does it mean?

A one that is not cold is scarcely a one at all. From Homestarrunner

That six pack has been in your car all day. Don't you understand the rule of ones man? Don't drink that shit.

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Rule one - meaning

Use common sense.

School rule one, don't tell your teacher that you're going to cheat on your test.

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Rule one - definition

Rule one refers to the first rule of deciding if someone is worth getting involved with: "Never put your dick in crazy". Other more gender-neutral ways of phrasing this rule such as "never invest in crazy" have been suggested, but the central meaning stays true regardless of phrasing.

A:"Oh man, do you think I should get with him?"

B:"No, chicka, he breaks rule one."

A: "Okay, not happening then."

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Rule one - slang

A rule that states anything that results in any form of labor or risk should not be taken unless the amount of money your offered is to your liking

Only fight when you have been paid to do so

Never take a Favor...you get no money out of it

Everything....and everyone has a price....

This is Rule one

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Rule one

Literal translation is 'don't be a pussy'. Most often used when berating someone with 'you forgot rule one' implying that if one has forgotten rule one then they're indeed a pussy.

Dan: I'm a little tired, my boots are chaffing and the wind is blowing in the wrong direction.
Gora: You're in violation of rule one. Get over that kicker.

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Rule one

The Doctor lies.

Most of River Song's "The Doctor lies" is about it being her own rule #1 for figuring out what's going on when things don't seem to make sense. If things seem incomplete or impossible, consider first if The Doctor lied about something.

Rory Williams: Why did he tell us he was dead?
River Song: Rule One: The Doctor lies. So do I.

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Rule one

The Doctor lies. (from Doctor Who)

Amy: But he (the Doctor) was dead.
River: Who told you that?
Amy: He did.
River: Rule one: the Doctor lies.

River: He said no one could save him. But he must have known I could.
The Doctor: Rule one: the Doctor lies.

River: Okay. I'm going to tell you what I probably shouldn't. The Doctor's last secret. Don't you want to know what he whispered in my ear?
Amy: He whispered his name.
River: Not his name, no.
Amy: Yeah it was. He said it was.
River: Rule one?
Amy: The Doctor lies.

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