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What is rugby League?A rugby union defect. A game in which each team is allowed 6 tackles before turnover and noone ever passes to anyone farther than a feet away from them because it is too "risky". When you get tackled, u must squirm like ur balls just got cut lose. When there is a scrum, the two teams binds with their head hanging in shame. During lineouts...oh wait, what lineout!? After all, rugby is known as RUGBY FOOTBALL, but wait again, leaguers don't know how to kick, hence a 40/20 rule was developed to promote the use of the boot. Say what!? Those leaguers thinks they can take on the ALL BLACKS... rugby League - videoRugby League - what is it?The enjoyable version of Rugby, much more exciting and faster than Rugby Union, which is basically a kick-and-rush sport. "If you hate the fuckin' Blue Sox, clap yer hands!" - Halifax Town fans/any League fan with sense What does "rugby League" mean?Rugby League is a simple game played by simple people. Rugby League is easy to follow. Rugby Onion isn't. Rugby League - what does it mean?The greatest game of all. The only way to improve Rugby Union is to change it to Rugby League. Rugby League - meaningA Fast paced and violent sport, were big strong men tackle aggressivly to gain the ball. More violent than the actors in wrestling, the game contains bigger and stronger men, such as Andy Farrel (Wigan Warriors) Who sustained injuries agains a team who dug his face into the ground and caused a broken nose, after which Andy was told to stop playing but carried on and won the match with a blood-covered face. Man 1. Did you watch Rugby League the other day? Rugby League - definitionA faster, more exciting and more acessable code of rugby. Very popular in the North of England and Australia. Wigan Warriors are a rugby league club Rugby League - slangA professional offshoot of the sport of Rugby Union long before Union went professional itself. Originally intended for the working class of Northern England who couldn't afford the Saturday off working in the mines, it somehow also took a root in Sydney Australia. Thanks to using some American style professional practices such as endlessly promoting the sport to adolescent mindset's and prostituting their clubrooms as gambling venues it's now the major code in the Australian State of New South Wales and the working class bogans of this state have spread the game with their migration to their northern neighbour in Queensland. Sadly the extent to the promotion of this sport has rendered many of its followers ignorant of not only the wider world, where Rugby still remains a fringe sport in its home nation England and amongst the absolute (and Australian imitating) refuse of New Zealand but they're completely isolated from the existing communities of Association Football, Australian Rules football and Rugby Union within their own states. Typical New Zealander: Oh well, we can paint the house now, Sky sport's filling in with Rugby League for the rest of the day. Rugby LeagueA game that is enjoyed by men who love men. There are many opportunities to shove your head into your teammates anus, many players just like to sniff each others privates. 'Reach arounds' are also permitted in the rules and actively encouraged at the formation of each scrum. This game is no fun for spectators and very few actually attend games. John Hopoate ,expert rugby league exponent Rugby LeagueWhen one man shoves his finger up another mans bum. That spastic just rugby leagued me, what a gay cunt. Rugby LeagueBasically touch rugby with tackles. This is an amazing sport to watch if you are struggling to fall asleep, 5 minutes of this repetitive crap will even put an insomniac to sleep. For a more entertaining experience check out Rugby Union, where there is actually an interesting battle with strategy and variation. Rather than 5 tackles and kick for 80 minutes. zzzzzzz The cure to insomnia. |
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