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What is reverse bidet?
When a man is urinating in a toilet and uses his stream of piss to pressure wash streaks of poop off the bowl.
I clean my toilet using the reverse-bidet method.
reverse bidet - video
Reverse bidet - what is it?
When guys clean the shit stain inside their toilets by pissing on it
Mom: Wow your toilet is very clean
Son: thanks mom I've been doing the reverse-bidet
What does "reverse bidet" mean?
The act of simulating a woman's vagina with your fingers to the point of orgasm in such a vigorous manner that she ejaculates and defecates herself at the same time.
Johnny pulled a reverse bidet on Sally last night and she was completely embarrassed, they had to throw away the sheets.
Reverse bidet - what does it mean?
The exact polar opposite of a bidet; instead of being sprayed with a stream of fresh water from your toilet, you spray your toilet with a high-pressure stream of hot diarrhea.
1. I painted my girlfriends toilet with a Reverse Bidet.
2. Never lift the seat after a Reverse Bidet.
Reverse bidet - meaning
The delicately balanced art of getting a good ole fashioned mouthy while the female is taking a dump (a reverse blumpkin) while using a bidet to clean her bhole.
They japanese local was pleased to hand out many macy's day parade reverse bidet soufflés for the simple price of some eggs tyrone.
Reverse bidet - definition
“Johnny had a bad case of reverse bidet after eating 5 Taco Bell burritos in 5 minutes”
Reverse bidet - slang
The exact polar opposite of a bidet; instead of being sprayed with a stream of fresh water from your toilet, you spray your toilet with a high-pressure stream of hot diarrhea.
1. I painted my girlfriends toilet with a Reverse Bidet.
2. Never lift the seat after a Reverse Bidet.
Reverse bidet
When you've had such a terrible bout with some extremely explosive diarrhea. The kind in which no toilet paper or wet wipes could do you an ounce of help.
1. You head to the shower and turn the faucet on. Prop yourself underneath with your legs up on the wall and let the forceful water from the faucet completely douse your ass crack and nether regions for a complete cleansing.
2. You turn your back to the sink, turn the faucet on and continually splash the water on your ass crack and nether regions completely cleansing any shrapnel or remnants of the disaster.
(Hand soap can be used in either scenario for extra cleansing)
After returning home from a Wing Fest, I had such an awful case of explosive diarrhea that a roll of tissue paper was not going to suffice, my only saving grace was to partake in a reverse bidet and douche my nether regions.