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What is resting bitchface?
The face that one girl makes every time you look at her or say something. (me in a nutshell)
Ex:
Person: Hey are you okay?
Me: *uses Bitchface* I'm fine.
Person:... Why you makin' that face?
Me: What do you mean; it's my Resting Bitchface!
resting bitchface - video
Resting bitchface - what is it?
Or R.B.S. is defined as the thousand yard stare and overall uninterested, angry looking gaze that falls upon some women. Usually first diagnosed around age 20 it can both be genetic or influenced by ones environment to where the afflicted appears "bitchy" in absence of a smile.
Barb has a bad case of Resting Bitchface Syndrome
What does "resting bitchface" mean?
A phenomenon in which the resting face lacks animation and appears to look bitchy at all times, thus leading people to believe a person must be upset, a snob or a bitch.
Comments people with resting bitchface are eternally plagued by:
"What's wrong? Are you okay?"
"Are you mad?/Sad/Depressed?"
"You know...Before I got to know you personally I thought you would be a snobby bitch."
"I bet you're the type of girl who has a major temper when you get mad."
"Why don't you smile more?"
"Why don't you cheer up?"
How we respond: "I'm fine...honestly." " No, nothing is wrong." "Yes, I'm sure."
How we want to respond: "IT'S JUST HOW MY FACE LOOKS, YOU ASSHOLES."