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What is reptilians?
Best organization in the world and lead by our Reptilian Overlord Leafy/Calvin
"Damn... who's spamming in the chat"- Streamer
"Oh thats just the reptilian brotherhood"- Smart Guy
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Reptilians - what is it?
The Brotherhood that consist of LeafyIsHere's subscribers. He is their Reptilian Overlord, King, Master and Dad. LeafyIsBeafy. The Brotherhood consists mostly of people without no shame and an immense desire to ruin other YouTuber's comment sections and now also lives. They do exactly as subtly and indirectly commanded by their Overlord, Leafy.
Oh look, the Reptilian Brotherhood has targeted a YouTuber's video, and now it has 200 000 dislikes and a comment section full of "hissssss", "dad sent me", "fake and gay", and "Reptilians Unite!".
What does "reptilians" mean?
Reptilian Humanoids are aliens that include Dinosaur Bros, Bird-looking mofos, and mermaid sirens to name a few. Not so much the stereotypical lizard-men. They aren’t Reptilian so much as they have nucleated blood cells. The fact that we use “Humanoid” to describe them is more of an insult to them than anything, as they are considerably more advanced than we are, and at best think of us as pets, not peers.
Contrary to popular misconceptions propagated by UFOlogists, they are not cold blooded species, especially when you compare them to some actual cold blooded species... like politicians and lawyers. They don’t need us as a food source, they don’t possess people, they don’t want to take the earth for their own, and they are not demons or spawns of Satan. That doesn’t mean that they are always nice, or that they have our best interests at heart, though.
The fact is that they are definitely here for their own benefit, not ours, and what they see as beneficial to humans might not align with our own views. For instance, killing off half the population with natural disasters and diseases seems like a completely viable alternative for managing the population away from destructive tendency’s like mastering particle acceleration and quantum entanglement. With technology like that, humans might actually have to be treated “humanely” or something. That is definitely destructive for a commodities market that focuses on treating them like livestock.
Hey Glork, what is with this whole thing with these silly earthlings calling us Reptilian Humanoids and thinking we are evil and shit?
I don’t Xyclon, I’m just here harvesting product. These humans, though... they are getting out of control. It is about time to prune back the population and set them back to a more manageable level of civilization and technology. A couple of earthquakes and plagues ought to do the trick. What to you think of hunter-gatherer? Early Agrarian?
Ah hell Glork, just throw down a few dozen giant meteors and let them figure it out for themselves.
Well, some of them are kind of cute, maybe we don’t have to kill quite so many of them this time?
Reptilians - what does it mean?
This is an alien that showed up like a Jack-in-the-box to tell humans how naive they have been to believe all those stupid alien conspiracy theories about giant headed aliens and that Nordics have our best interests at heart. He also wants to set the record straight on how maligned his kind have been in recent media coverage. Reptilians don't want our gold, they don't want to have sex with us. They want our pianos for crying out loud! Well, that and maybe to make a nice profit selling our genetic material across the universe... but definitely the pianos!
David Icke and his ilk are fucktards with all the insane shit they spout out of their mouths. Just think about those larged headed aliens they are going on about.
First of all no woman of any species is going to let a bulbous headed incel procreate with her. Do you know where that head would have to come out of? I don't think so Mister.
Anyways, he gave us legal notice about further exploitation, floods, earthquakes and the rest of that stuff in Revelations that nobody pays any attention to. But they will bring beer at least.
Man, what is up with this Reptilian Dude anyways? Is he trying to start a cult or something?
Nah bro, he just wants people to get their heads out of their ass long enough to notice all this shit that is about to go down.
Reptilians - meaning
The highly devoted fan base of youtuber "Leafyishere". After leafy had revealed his face on his 100,000 subscriber special, fans photoshopped him to be a reptilian. Now, fans of him can be found posting on youtube and twitch.tv content related to CS:GO such things as "HISSSS" or "Leaf a Like!"
My stream was pretty chill, until the reptilian brotherhood showed up.
Reptilians - definition
A reptilian female you could take to a club and try to pick up dudes together, or you could try to pick up girls together. You could have an open relationship with anybody with no strings attached and no feelings for anybody you're fucking beyond pretentious, superficial ones if you really wanted to, since that seems like the positive way to live.
Me and the reptilian girl go out and get every girls number at the bar, then we get every dude's number, every time the two of us go out together that's how we spend our night, we look for young college guys to give a reacharound, the guys who never had one are a good time.
Reptilians - slang
contrary to the conspiracy theories of David Icke, my personal definition of reptilian is:
people who act not of this world, they are usually wiggers and juggalos. they're English is slurred and they usually use phrases like "get some". they tend to throw up in random places, probably due to the fact that they're not use to our atmosphere, or all of the Earth drugs they've consumed that evening. they have a variety of faces, all Reptilian.
did that Reptilian just puke on my door?
Reptilians
looking somewhat like a reptile
acting somewhat like a reptile
being a reptile
once the acid kicked in, all the pick-up bar patrons looked like reptiles; i had to swiftly vamoose!
she had a reptilian face
the insurance man had a reptilian 'bedside manner'!
Reptilians
something thats cold-blooded or dark like a reptile
that mobb deep beat was cold, some reptilian shit
Reptilians
Race in the 4th dimension who dominate us.
Also known as reps.
NIGGA, dem reps be ownin us n shit.