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What is red vs blue?
An internet series about two sides fighting a pointless battle for a pointless war in the middle of a box canyon. There are the reds, Sarge, Grif, Simmons, and Donut, then there are the blues Church, Tex, Tucker, and Caboose.
O'Mally-Into the abyss! Never to be seen again! unless I want to be seen, in that case, if I see you before you see me...look out.
*skips*
Sheila-he took lopez!
Grif-Where is he
O'Mally-up here you fools!
donut-that guy is wicked fast!
Doc-thanks! I learned it in track in highschool, it was the least competitive sport i could find!
Grif-track sucks!
O'Mally-You suck!
red vs blue - video
Red vs blue - what is it?
An internet series featuring to teams in the middle of a box canyon fighting a pointless war. There are two sides the red side, consisting of all the little red guys, the guys fighting in the canyon, Sarge, Grif, Simmons, Donut, and for a while, Lopez. On the other side, there is Church, Tucker, Caboose, and Tex
Sarge-Vic! I need an air strike and on the double!
Vic-can do sarge, ill have the air team target the blue forces now. ill just fax you the airstrike requisition forms.
sarge-We can't! i used some of the parts from the fax machine to make Simmons 2.0!
Simmons-(internet noises) Woah...must have been something I ate
Grif-Simmons, why is there paper coming out of your ass?
What does "red vs blue" mean?
From Episode 4 of Red Vs Blue, funniest quote IMO.
Church: Ya, I'll let 'cha in on a little secret. I've ah, I've actually got a girl back home.
Tucker: Oh ya? Girlfriend or wife?
Church: No, man, she's just my girlfriend. You know, we were gonna get married, but I got shipped out, and, ah, you know how it works.
Tucker: Oh, well, are you gonna marry her when you get back?
Caboose: I'm not gonna get married. My dad always said, "Why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free?"
Church: Hey rookie, did you just call my girlfriend a cow?
Tucker: Naw, I think he just called her a slut.
Church: I'll tell you what noob, I could sit out here and listen to you insult my girlfriend all day long, but as it turns out, I've got an a much more important job for you to do.
Caboose: Great...
Church: See, we got this General..
Tucker: Right, the General guy.
Church: Who likes to come by, and make random inspections of bases. So what I'm gonna have you do, is I'm gonna have you go in the base, and stand right next to the flag at attention. Just incase he decides to come by.
Caboose: When is he stopping by?
Tucker: We never know, could be today, could be a week from now.
Caboose: You want me to stand at attention for a week?
Church: You know, you don't sound very grateful. This is the most important job at the whole base. You're gonna be right there with the flag.
Caboose: What's so important about the flag?
Church: Oh come on, don't they teach you guys anything at training?
Caboose: They didn't tell us anything about a flag. Why is it so important?
Church: Because it's the flag. Man you know the it's the flag. Tucker, you tell him why the flag is so important.
Tucker: Well it's-it's complicated. Its blue, we're blue.
Church: It's just important, okay? Trust us. So when the general comes by, the first thing he's gonna want to do is inspect the flag.
Tucker: Right..
Church: So just go in there you know faraway from us and wait for him.
Caboose: How will I know when I see him?
Tucker: There's only three of us out here, rookie, he's the one new guy that doesn't look like one of us.
Church: Now get in there and don't come out. Man, that guy is dumber then you are.
Tucker: You mean, he's dumber than you are.
Church: Wow, Tucker, that was a great comeback
Caboose: Uhh.. Mr. Church sir!
Church: Oh my god. WHAT? Tucker I swear I'm gonna kill him.
Caboose: Sorry a-about calling your girlfriend a slut.
Church: ROOKIE! SHUT UP JUST SHUT UP, YOU'RE DRIVING ME CRAZY GET IN THERE!
Tucker: Hah hah hah ha
Church: Tucker, are you laughing at me?
Donut: Excuse me, sir. Can I ask you a question?
Church: Dear God in Heaven, rookie, if I turn around and you are not inside... I- I can't be held responsible for what I'm gonna do to you.
Donut: What did I do?
Church: One...
Donut: Aw.. give me a break.
Church: Two..
Donut: Fine!
Red vs blue - what does it mean?
^go eat your steroids douchebag
An internet series that brought widespread acceptance to Machinima, it utilises the bungee games "halo: combat evolved" and "Halo 2" to act out scripts written by ametuer comdeians.
Or, in short, the meaning of life.
red vs blue is better than pie, and pie is really fucken good!
Red vs blue - meaning
The funniest freakin thing on the net. Pay no attention to Gio as he is probably a mofo and douchebag who is to much of a n00b to understand it.
Simmons: Why warthog, sir?
Sarge: Cause, M12LRV is to hard to say in conversation, son.
Grif: Yeah, but why warhog? I think it looks more like a giant cat. Like a puma.
Sarge: And what in sam hell is a puma?
Simmons: You mean like the shoe company?
Grif: No, I mean like a puma. It's a giant cat.
Sarge: Youre making that up.
Red vs blue - definition
The best online show ever! Its so funny, I watch it almost everyday. Caboose, is so cool. If you haven't seen it, I suggest you do before deathstorm a.k.a Sarge comes and slits your throat! And your should buy the second season DVD, because it has Caboose tell you what happend in the last season...and of course its completely wrong!
Caboose: " Sargent, look... a sleeping person!"
Sarge : "What? Oh macaroon, he's not sleeping son, he's dead."
Caboose :" Oh good, at first... I thought that was me... Because, I am blue and I like to sleep. But if he is dead, that can not be me... that would be silly."
Caboose :" It must be nap time. But who has nap time now? Nap time comes before pants time, not after... I think these people are just making up times!"
Red vs blue - slang
A web series in which XBox's Halo game sequences are recorded and voiced over as a sitcom.
By the way, Sarge is right. There is no motion capture in Red vs Blue. Take that, Prof Chaos!
Tejas! Tejas!
The Puma.
Is this Blue Command?
Oh, yeah, man! Sure! Totally! What's going on?
You sure? The Blue Command Base?
Hey dude, take it easy. You called me. I didn't call youuuuu....
Red vs blue
A very poor attempt to make comedy from a game using clones of Master Chief. Horrible acting, here is why:
Gus - A freakin' chinese 4 foot nerd.
geoff - Pot smoking addict. Been doing it for 8 years.
Jason - Likes to drown himself in soda.
Burnie - A Texas redneck.
Dan - Ex. hax0r for the pie crew.
Kathleen - A wannabe slut.
Joel - Only normal guy from rvb crew.
Matt - Another Texas redneck.
Yomary - Likes to fool around with Geoff.
o.o
red vs blue was a thrown out idea in Hollywood. Thats where Gus was kicked in the balls by a thug because he started to attack the manager viciously.
o.o
Red vs blue
A wholly unfunny, unoriginal, and retarded piece of flaming shit made by a couple of douchebags who lounge around all day with their shitloads of cash that they get from stupid fans that think they care at all about them instead of actually making the 5 minute pieces of said flaming shit. Srsly now they only just reached 100 episodes after running it since 2004, what the fuck. It was kind of funny at first but that was fucked up when they decided to make a ludicrously stupid story that came to a "we couldnt finish what we started" kind of gay ending. The forums were pretty good too till they got fucked up by the flood of stupid Galo 2 mainstream fanboys and the moderators became Tyrannical fucks.
Normal person: Hey lets go do something outside.
C@b0os3F@n36: Fuck that I need to sit on Red vs Blue so I can
wait for the next episode that I paid $10 to get
one day earlier. LOL Donut said something gay
and Church is being a dick HAHAHHAHAHALOL.
Red vs blue
An absurdly overrated and morbidly dull and boring web show. Watched mostly by obsessive fanboys/girls
z0mG red vs blue iz teh b3st fukin sh0w eva b1ch!!!!!11!11