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What is airstrike?
When you have to shit so bad that you don't have time to sit down before you poop, hovering above the toilet like your ready to bomb Hiroshima
Where's the fucking shitter!? This is gonna be an Oklahoma airstrike!
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Airstrike - what is it?
Awaking an intimate partner from a deep slumber by defecating on him or her from above.
I waited for her to be fast asleep and then awoke her with a Libyan airstrike.
When a Republican wakes an intimate partner from a deep slumber with a golden shower.
I patiently waited for her to be fast asleep and then awoke her with a Libyan airstrike.
What does "airstrike" mean?
An alcoholic drink with 1/3rd Kahlua 1/3rd amaretto 1/3 baileys in a shot glass topped with Bacardi 151 and lit on fire.
Bartender, order me a precision airstrike!
Airstrike - what does it mean?
A sex act in which a male ejaculates into the air, and the female does her best to catch every drop of semen in her mouth.
A point value is assigned for every drop caught in the woman's mouth. Remember this game involves teamwork, communication, and positivity.
"OH MY GOD, Brad and I played Zimbabwean Airstrike last night and I racked up over 7000 points"
Airstrike - meaning
A sexual move involving butcher/bike hooks holding a guy up while he jizzes on his partners face. (Can be held up by friend/other partner)
Yo, did you see Balance Airstrike Jim E Bizzle?
Yeah...I was holding him up!
Airstrike - definition
Nearing death in Call of Duty 4 if you are the enemy. If you are playing search and destroy and you call the airstrike, you are gonna pwn and cause major depression for the enemy.
OH SHIT, billy called in an airstrike!!!, WE ARE SO FUCKED!!!
Airstrike - slang
Is a late night, fast, hard, sexaul encounter in which the airstiker hits the target & then swoops up out of there. No expectations of an overnight stay or any real type of romance. The airstriker has a clear objective of destroying the target in an urgent & purposeful manner. A perfectly executed Airstrike should astonish the airstrikee and alow the pilot a clean, drama free, escape.
Dude, she keeps blowing up my phone looking for a booty call, but I do not have time for the drama that crazy girl brings to the table. I think I'll go over extra late and give her an Airstrike, that is really all she wants, me too. I'm going to swoop in. drop my payload, and pull up out of there.
Airstrike
A booty call, esp. as a last-ditch act of desperation after striking out at the bars.
Joe: How'd you make out at Skanky McStrange's last night?
Mike: I got drunk and had no game, so I went home and called in an airstrike.
Jerry: I just called up Jess, she's going to meet me at the bar at 10.
Jim: Damn dude! You called in an airstrike before you fired the first shot.
Airstrike
multiple jagerbombs (no fewer than 3) chugged in quick succession.
Joe's calling in one hell of an airstrike. He's got 5 bombs ready to go.
Airstrike
When you're in a public restroom, and you have to take a shit, but don't want to sit on the gnarley AIDs covered seats, you airstrike it by propping yourself up in the stall and releasing your payload unto the porcelain below.
25 points for straight in
15 points for partly in/out
10 points for shit on the floor.
"Dude I just hella airstriked it."
"No way, how many many points?"
"25, nigga, straight in."
"Yee."