Definder - what does the word mean?

What is rectus?

A title of the Faggocracy. Sometimes used in isolation, but more often used in conjunction with that of Archfaggot. In the latter case the title is Rectus Dominus Magnus.

All hail Quentin, Archfaggot of the Valley, and Rectus Dominus of The Wickham.

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Rectus - what is it?

Pseudo-scientific term for a fart.

Farter: Aaaah!

Fartee: Dude, what was that?

Farter: A simple case of flatus gasious emanatus rectus.

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What does "rectus" mean?

Genetic disease in which the patient has a massive splintery segment of wood is lodged deep within the anal cavity. Symptoms may include irritability, rapid changes in mood, chronic bitch face and constipation.

After being diagnosed with sticktus rectus syndrome, Lizzy tried to get the huge stick out of her butt to no avail.

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Rectus - what does it mean?

An individual who suffers from having their head stuck in their own ass.

Mom: Johnny was sent to the principal 's office today.

Dad: What did he do this time?
Mom: That boy has Cranius Rectus.

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Rectus - meaning

a spell used at hogwart's causing one's opponent to begin shitting uncontrolably, often with violence. Usually results in dehydration.

voldemorte was taken by surprise when Harry Potter shouted RECTUS EXPELLARUM!!!, As a result, the death eaters were covered in shite like an audience at a Galagher performance.

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Rectus - definition

Having your head up your butt

He apparently suffers from skull rectus

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Rectus - slang

Pronounced (rek-toos dom-eh-noos): 1. Latin moniker for one commonly referred to as "ass master."
2. One who reigns supreme over a multitude of "ass masters"

"Rectus Dominus over there said that I have to work late tonight, so I won't be home by 4:20."

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Rectus

The Rectus Abdominis is a long flat muscle that runs down the front of the abdomen. It is more commonly known as a six-pack on the body and can be seen in muscly/athletic people.

"WOW!!! your Rectus Abdominis is huge man, how do you get it like that?"
"You mean my six-pack?, just weight lifting"

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Rectus

Having ur head up
Ur butt

Joey really having skull rectus today

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Rectus

the love of dons life.. (poop hole)
don is also the rectal rocket

wow don... you love the rectus

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