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What is rainbows and unicorns?A rather enjoyable sexual activity that involves a male shitting (preferably diarrhea) into a woman's vagina while she is well into her period. After the shit is thoroughly stuffed into it's proper crevice, the crap/period-blood mixture is then queefed onto the face of the male participant while he repeats the phrase "I'm a pretty pony" until the last drop has been queefed out of the vagina. After this step is complete, the male removes the glass dildo (Note: try to use glass to cut down on the environmental impact of plastics!) from his ass, and the female then super glues it to his forehead. While this step is going on, the female must repeat "You're a pretty pony" until the glass dildo has been secured to the forehead. I didn't think too much of our neighbors, but after I saw their Rainbow Unicorn Promenade I think they are perhaps the most interesting couple on the street! rainbows and unicorns - videoRainbows and unicorns - what is it?When a βspit roastβ occurs between three males on a float during a gay pride parade. π³οΈ π One of the upright males proceeds to hold up their arms during the sexual act. The popular dance βYMCAβ is then performed by one of the upright males before everyone finishes as a group. Would you like to βrainbow unicornβ with Bruce and I during the parade today. βοΈπ¦π³οΈ π What does "rainbows and unicorns" mean?A rainbow unicorn represents a lively, vibrant man that's sexually attracted to other men, either gay or a it represents the gay man a couple wants to join them in some fun. Omg Johnny is a total rainbow unicorn! Let's bring him home! Rainbows and unicorns - what does it mean?"Rainbow Unicorn" I just spent 4 hours nonstop cleaning my house, and now it smells like a rainbow unicorn! Yay! Rainbows and unicorns - meaningWhen a βspit roastβ occurs between three males on a float during a gay pride parade. One of the upright males proceeds to hold up their arms during the sexual act. The popular dance βYMCAβ is the performed by the upright male before everyone finishes as a group. Would you like to βrainbow unicornβ with Bruce and I at the parade today? Rainbows and unicorns - definitionThe term used for the act of giving a blow job with a mouthful of skittles. If you give me a rainbow unicorn you can taste the rainbow, honey. Rainbows and unicorns - slangA Rainbow-Shitting Unicorn, is the gay equivalent of a Panther. Guy 1: "You know I'm 25 right...?" Rainbows and unicornsWhen someone is so head-over-heels in love with someone that they believe their own previously toxic flatulence has been magically transformed into something inordinately wonderful. Ever since I first laid eyes on her Iβve been farting rainbows and unicorns! Rainbows and unicornsA way to demean what some one said by calling it complete bullshit. Guy 1 *Says the same stupid shit for the hundreth time.* Rainbows and unicornsA sarcastic expression of wellbeing used when confronted by a shitstorm or a clusterfuck of magnificent and awe inspiring proportions. A series of painful incidents or unfortunate experiences. Itβs twenty below zero, my hat froze to my wet head, a pigeon shit in my coffee and then some punk kid knocked me down and stole my wallet when I got off the train. So far, itβs all rainbows and unicorns! |
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