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What is quaffling?
For non-muggles, a quaffle is in fact a waffle that has been saturated with queefs. Usually occuring in breakfast resturants with tainted food.
Dog, I went to Denny's and the waitress destroyed my grand slam breakfast by giving me quaffles instead of frenchtoast.
quaffling - meme gif
quaffling - video
Quaffling - what is it?
When a girl with blue waffle queefs
Known to be make a grown man shit himself
Girl: Just stick it in me! (Opens legs and...)
Cvleektklelalskeghtelz! (qwaffles)
Guy: I just shit myself and I need to brush my teeth.
Girl: Sorry about my quaffle
Guy: (leaves)
What does "quaffling" mean?
Contrary to popular belief, a quaffle is NOT that Harry Potter thing! A quaffle is what you call a waffle that's been placed in a blender and liquidized into a beverage.
Quaff a waffle! Thus, it's a quaffle.
Quaffling - what does it mean?
V.
Used to described someone who is under the weather, or sick.
Murdock: Brian looks pretty quaffled today.
Nate: I heard he got pneumonia from some lady's cat.
Quaffling - meaning
Either a series of queefs or one loud, massive queef.
Sally hoped that no one had heard the huge, rumbling quaffle she had ripped in the middle of class.
To amuse herself in the bathtub, Christy twisted her thigh and let out a bubbling quaffle.
Quaffling - definition
North Dakota Slang For The Skin Between The Vagina And The Anus.
Yo dude I totally punched that chick in the quaffle!
Quaffling - slang
A long string of queef's that are so loud that they are disruptive.
Nicole quaffled and it was mistaken for betthoven's 9th
Quaffling
The main ball used to play both Quidditch and Muggle Quidditch. It is used to score goals in one of the opponents three hoops. Passed around by the called the chasers.
"Clara raises the quaffle, she shots, she scores!"
Quaffling
When two or more people are in a quarrel but it is not a serious argument, more a foolish disagreement.
Blend of the two words: quarrel and kerfuffle
Person one: Were Susan and Bob in a quarrel
Person two: No, they’re having more of a quaffle though they do have horrid marital problems due to his inability to create a regular old plumbis
Quaffling
The process of angrily masturbating. Also known as the "solo anger bang." Usually done after an unsuccessful trip to the clubs while your roommate is banging someone.
guy 1: Dude you haven't danced with anyone tonight!
guy 2 (angrily): Yea I know! I guess I'll just end up quaffling tonight.