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What is quaffing?
When a women queefs and farts at the same time words collide! Its the most unsettling thing known to man kind
Cynthia totally had to Quaf after sex and her insides blew up it was a total mess! That Quaf was Disgusting I didn't know if she shit her self or was trying to blow up a balloon.
quaffing - video
Quaffing - what is it?
An extremely powerful queef; A violent eruption from the male genitalia that instantly transforms he-who-quafed into a female.
Person 1: "Dude! I quafed so hard last night!"
Person 2: "Queefquaftittotgooglygoochy"
Person 3 (obseving Persons 1 and 2): "Classic menoche."
Upon hearing a powerful explosion, Jim rushed back to the bedroom to discover that Tim had quafed a hole into the ceiling. "TIM! Are you alright?!", he roared. Tim replied, "Shut the gow."
What does "quaffing" mean?
Queef in the past-tense
Cindy: "Hey Jan, did you hear that?"
Jan: "Yeah. What the hell was that?"
Cindy: "I quafed."
Quaffing - what does it mean?
A man's hairstyle that is formed when he is going down on a woman and she queefs so forcefully that it blows his hair back.
"Do you like my hair? I was going down on my girlfriend this morning and she queefed so hard in my face. Blew my hair into the perfect quaf."
Quaffing - meaning
When a group of ducks quack and fart at the same time.
Dude, I was at the lake and all my ducks quaffed! It was so weird!
Quaffing - definition
the sound heard from the ballsack hitting the taint of a female (or male) while getting pounded
Cindy could here a faint quaf from Lyle pounding Laura in the other room
Quaffing - slang
The most popular softdrink in the Universe.
Quafe first appeared two centuries ago and, like so many soft drinks, was initially intended as a medicine for indigestion and tender stomachs. But the refreshing effects of the drink appealed to everyone and the drink quickly became hugely popular. This success of the Quafe Company, which has mostly come about in the last three decades or so, can be largely credited to one man: Poire Viladillet, the CEO of the Quafe Company for the past 35 years. Under his leadership the Quafe Company has propelled from being one of several leading soft drink manufacturers into a clear and undisputed supremacy.
Have a Quafe and smile...
That Quafe is goood...
Quaffing
Used like "fucking", but used to refer to something stupid. Can be used in many forms, including, quaffer,
Get your quaffing ass over here now
God Summer, stop quaffing around!
I totally saw you with that quaffer, you bastard!
Quaffing
Traditionally refers to drinking alcoholic beverages. Some nog, perhaps. To go "quaffing" together is a reference to drinking or wassailing. In modern terms, quaffing still refers to drinking, though heavily. "Quaffing" is also used in some circles in a more vulgar manner.
Laughing, quaffing all together.
Fa la la la...
Quaffing
Its like drinking, but you spill more.
With 3 pints to go and only 2 minutes before they would be thrown out of the pub (bar), quaffing was a given.
They quaffed their ale with gusto!