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What is pussy willow?
A girl let's her pubes grow down to the ground like dread locks and her boy friend plays with them and eats the hair after burning it in a toaster while still attached to the women.
"i love the Arkansas Pussy willow"
pussy willow - video
Pussy willow - what is it?
A dick that won't get hard no matter what. Whether due to age, intoxication, or a brown bag with the lights off type of a girl, your dick flaps around in the same wind that blows the career of Keanu Reeves and the puberty caused tones of the Jonas Brothers.
(Girl waiting and wondering...)
Girl- What the monkey are you doing?
Guy- I'm slapping my dick against your leg so mini-me can wake the frick up, all I've got runnin' is a pussy willow.
(Two friends during a friendly chat)
Friend 1 - Hey, just to remind you, I fucked your ex on Saturday.
Friend 2 - Yeah, that's right, she was telling me how much she missed even my drunken pussy willow fucks with her on Sunday. Way to go you fricken duddy!
Can also be used in the past tense as a name:
Friend 1- Dude, I'm glad you took the hit for the team. How was it though?
Friend 2- Are you kidding me? Lights off, brown bagged and I was still left P.Willowfied at the sight of those brown wizard sleeves! (Can also substitute P.Dubafied)
What does "pussy willow" mean?
s.pl. testicles that are small, furry, and/or cute; feline testicles.
gf: oooh! i love your pussy willows!
bf: and there goes my hard-on.
Pussy willow - what does it mean?
A terrible word, as seen in Family Guy
"Chris, that's a terrible word--pussy willows"
Pussy willow - meaning
A name you can give to someone that you hate.
Shut the eff up, pussy willow!
Pussy willow - definition
A man who acts as though he has no balls, therefore only a limp, willowing penis is left amongst the flowing pubic hairs. This explains his feminine nature despite the outer appearance of the man body.
My roommate has no balls, so he acts as though he has a pussy willow.
Pussy willow - slang
someone who is the group bitch and does whatever anyone tells them to do, like pussy only much worse
that guy is such a damn pussy willow
Pussy willow
1: a really douche of a person
2: white tufts of hair coming out of old peoples ears
1: jimmy was being a real pussy willow today.
2: ah dude, look at the pussy willows coming out of your grandpas ears!
Pussy willow
a plant that grows beside the raod
wow isnt that pussy willow big
Pussy willow
A fucking plant.
Not a dick, not a homosexual; a fucking plant.
"What's that plant called?"
"A pussy willow."