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What is purple tea?

To thoroughly marinate one's balls in ink prior to performing the 'Classic Tea Bag' leaving the victim's lips and tongue stained with sweaty ball-ink.

Guy 1: "Hey did you see Ralph today? What's that on his mouth?"
Guy 2: "Yeah man, I totally purple tea bagged his ass last night."

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Purple tea - what is it?

Purple tea is a potent mixture of psychedelic mushrooms and tea, most commonly used when there has been a large harvest of mushrooms. Tea is a good way to consume a large dose quickly

1. Billy: "you guys coming clubbing tonight."

Bud: "nahh mate, we've been hitting the Purple tea all afternoon, social events are out of the question."

2. Beven: "I think I just discovered the meaning of the universe."

Suzy: "me to!"

Beven: "word! lets drink some more purple tea so we can further discuss this discovery through telepathy"

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