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What is prize fighter?
The Prize Fighter Inferno is a side band for the lead singer of Coheed and Cambria. They have released three songs, "The Missing McCloud Boys"(originally titled "I'm going to kill you"), "The Fight of Moses Early and Sir Arthur McCloud", and "The Margretville Town Dance". There will be three other songs on the album titled "Run Like Hell", "Blood Machine", and "Your Love". There is a highly rumored song called "I Want You Dead" that may or may not be on the album(the title may or may not be correct). They have an album set for release in 2006 titled "My Brother's Blood Machine.
The band name comes from the Coheed and Cambria story. Although the name comes from the story, it is still unclear if The Inferno ,a.k.a. Jesse, is the same character as in the Coheed and Cambria story. Inferno is a person who was originally an IRO-Bot (Intercepting Recon Operative) He was one of three oringinal IRO-Bots. Coheed (The Beast) Cambria (Knowledge) and Jesse (The Inferno). Athough the IRO-Bots are robots, there are very much like a human. They can reproduce, eat, drink, and die.
Did you hear that new album by The Prize Fighter Inferno?
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Prize fighter - what is it?
To witness someone "prize-fighting" is nearly as remarkable as witnessing Old Faithful erupt or the great Niagra Falls flow over its cliff side. The event can only be described as seeing one man perspirate a nearly inconceivable amount of fluid from their body. Usually this coincides with alcohol and drug consumption.
Prize-Fighting is an event best done in the darkest, loneliest room available. To be caught Prize-Fighting is a horrible, disgusting embarrassment, best resolved by cutting the sweat saturated, stink encrusted shirt off your back.
Prize-Fighting is an extremely rare event for most people, however there are a select few, which seem almost chosen to prize-fight on a regular basis.
Following a few beers and one heroic bong rip Sloth begins the prize-fight of his life....
R: "Geeze, do you think THAT is what Sloth will look like right before he dies?"
(a brave lady in the room begins to soak up the oozing sweat from Sloth's head for fear he will drown in his own excrement)
S: "Jesus Christ Sloth... you look like a fucking Prize-fighter!"
What does "prize fighter" mean?
One who boxes for a living. All boxers are fighting for financial incentives regardless how they may be glorified as The People's Champ, so don't let the Muhammad Alis fool you. This is why the majority of boxers come from poverty. The fancy, gold plated belts, the men with them big, fancy suits, and not just one, but at least three ring girls; it's all about getting that status.
"Shane Mosley says, 'Floyd Mayweather fights for Money', ya FUCKIN', dummy! I'm a PRIZE fighter! That's what I suppose to fight for a PRIZE, DUH!" - Floyd "$" Mayweather
Sugar Ray Robinson, Joe Louis, Floyd "$" Mayweather, and the list goes on.
Who would really get hit in the face by men who can put out farm animals with their punches just to prove something? Don't let their humility or warrior spirits full you; they're still all prize fighters.