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What is Old Faithful?
The act of utilizing chewable breath mints and diet soft drink to produce a violent eruption of carbonated water from a vagina. Useful in retrieving items jammed up against cervix during the practice of cannon fodder.
I jammed Mentos and Diet Sprite up her cunt to get her to do an Old Faithful.
Old Faithful - video
Old Faithful - what is it?
When a male (i.e. someone with a penis) masturbates to the point of ejaculation, at which point he inseminates his own visage; a self-facial; jizzing in one's own face.
Also, a CoRec Ultimate team at UC Berkeley.
"Might I borrow your handkerchief? I just Old Faithfulled and my glasses could use a wipe."
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Stranded on a desert island, Gerry had to resort to an Old Faithful to fill his facial quota.
What does "Old Faithful" mean?
After a male cums inside his partner's belly button while they're laying down he mounts them reverse cowgirl and slides back so his anus is over the belly button. Next, he farts and the result looks like the Old Faithful geyser.
Guy 1: So I gave my lady an Old Faithful last night..
Guy 2: And?
Guy 1: Let's just say we need to repaint all four walls.
Old Faithful - what does it mean?
this is when the male ejaculates in or onto the anus of a female, she then farts and the jizz shoots up into the air, resembling the geyser, old faithful.
Jose: I got bored last night so i gave Jen the Old Faithful
Mike: Nice, ill test it out on Brittany
Old Faithful - meaning
Named after the famous geyser in Yellowstone National Park, this is a schlong that spontaneously erupts and unleashes a cum geyser right into your girl's face when you pull your dick out of her mouth.
...And boy, was SHE surprised when she got sprayed in the face by Old Faithful!
Old Faithful - definition
n.
1. The act of flatulating under the covers while in bed and spitting in the air so your significant other has to cover his or her face. Thus forcing them to bask in the ambiance. A variation of the dutch oven, just more sinister.
Footnote:
The victim of the Old Faithful is forced to choose between the lesser of the two evils: saliva or methane. It's win/win and %100 percent effective. Hence Old Faithful.
Last night my wife was complaining about me never talking to her after we have sex. So, I took a deep breath, let one slide, and gave her an Old Faithful. Needless to say we're separated now, but she had it coming.
Old Faithful - slang
A ex-girlfriend or girl you can always depend on for sex when your feeling lonely.
Jimmy: Hey man I just got turned down by that hot girl at the club.
Bobby: No problem man, just call up your old faithful.
Jimmy: I didnt want to resort to that but sure, I really need some sex.
Old Faithful
Kelly, your old faithful is showing.
Old Faithful
While a girl is fingering herself, she lifts her lower body in the air. Then, as she squirts, it looks like a geyser spraying up into the air. As the squirt juice falls back down, the girl then flails around with great passion as she is covered with her own squirt juice.
Guy: Why are you so sticky?
Girl: I just got done doing an Old Faithful.
Guy: What the fuck?
Girl: Yeah, I do it EVERY time I masturbate.
Old Faithful
An old faithful is upper-decking taken to the next level. Here are the steps:
1) Remove lid from toilet
2) Flush toilet, then grab black floating ball in the tank before the bowl refills. Hold the ball there for now. The bowl of the toilet should be empty.
3) Fill the bowl up with vinegar
4) Pour about 5 boxes or baking soda into the tank
5) Release black ball, so the baking soda mixes with fresh water, and replace the lid. - leave, watch, and wait.
When the next user of the toilet takes a shit, the vinegar and baking soda mix to make what can only be described as a shit volcano.
I took a shit in my friend's toilet. When I flushed, it overflowed into a foamy brown mess all over the bathroom floor. It was then that I knew my friend was a victim of Old Faithful.