|
|
What is primordial?
A state of mind, generally induced by alcohol, that is completely and utterly focused on getting laid. Characterized by awkward movement and an unbelievably agressive attitude.
"You should have seen (insert drunk buddy's name here) last night! He devolved into primordial man..."
primordial - meme gif
primordial - video
Primordial - what is it?
When you jizz in a girl's butthole and she keeps it in there for a week.
I gave Jessica a primordial ooze last week.
What does "primordial" mean?
Primordial Soup is the mixture of pussy, ass, spit and sweat, to taste. Can be drank as a liquid, whipped into a frothy consistency and slurped, or even eaten thick. Add tap juice as needed.
Add jizz to the mix and you have the recipe for life.
I slurped up Heather's Primordial Soup because it is delicious and nutritious.
After describing the term primordial soup to Heather, she replied.
"That's not food.
"BUT it is." I confidently declared before continuing my closing arguments.
"In that it is both delicious and nutritious."
"It's not nutritious, is it?" She interrupted, quizzically she asked.
"Oh, but it is; In that it is the fountain of youth." I answered in my peculiar way.
"Please mum, may I have some more."
I finished.
Primordial - what does it mean?
Disgusting ooze that's been here for a really long time.
Davis looked like primordial ooze on Smallville when he came out of his spaceship during season 8
Primordial - meaning
When i was about to cum, i pulled out and cummed on her stomach giving her the Primordial soup.
Primordial - definition
being triggered to the point that your very soul screams in your moment of frustration and anguish
Person 1: Did Tony just address Juan as "him" instead of his gender-fluid pronoun?
Person 2: Yes, and it triggers Juan on a Primordial level.
Person 1: Thats one hell of a Primordial Triggering
Primordial - slang
incredibly small, yet perfectly proportioned, people. exceeding no more than 38 inches in height
christian: DANG NIBS! did you see that primordial dwarf?!
emma: yes!! she is soooo tiny! :"omgzz~"
Primordial
A pubic bush on either the male, female or anything in between that has been neglected so long that it has never once been trimmed, shaved, waxed or maintained in anyway.
It is often seen raging out of control and in some instances it may be visible without the removal of ones clothes.
Tommy: So I was going down on this fat chick last night when i noticed she had a primordial bush going on. Nonetheless i proceeded with caution.
Matt: GET SOME!!!
Primordial
that dangling thing on cats that you often mistake it for the cat being pregnant
person 1: yo is your cat pregnant
person 2: nah she has a primordial pouch
Person 1: WTF is that
Primordial
The theory that a concoction of inorganic compounds placed in the right environment can create life.
Started as primordial soup and now we here
*highfive
we technology addicts now, take that dumb soup