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What is poor man's bidet?When a person is defecating and a large splash of water caused by their poop enters the butthole at the perfect time, coincidentally cleaning it. Thought it was going to be a messy one, but the poor manβs bidet cleaned me right up! poor man's bidet - videoPoor man's bidet - what is it?When you poop and it plops into the water and splashes your bottom. "That just splashed all over me!" What does "poor man's bidet" mean?This is the term for what happens when someone uses a freshly cleaned Porto Potty to have themself a BM and the turd hits the blue water and splashes up on their nether parts. The best way to avoid the Poor Manβs Bidet is to unwrap a new roll of TP and carefully place the wrapping on the surface of the blue water like a little landing pad. Then bombs away! Poor man's bidet - what does it mean?When you're taking a shit in a public restroom and the size, mass, or shape of the shit is such that is causes an updward splash that reaches the genital or anal area. Dan was using the restroom at Dodgers Stadium, and he dropped an ass bomb so large that it was like he was using a poor man's bidet. |
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