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What is poop in a towel?
a soft towel used in public or personal bathrooms that is used by everyone making excrement that replaces the need for disposable toilet tissue with a more comfortable and luxurious alternative and is hung on a ring or hook in place of where a toilet paper roll would normally go. it is usually cleaned once a week. it will become the societal norm after the war of 2023 A.D..
after defecating much runny and undigested food, i wiped my anus with the communal poop towel.
poop in a towel - video
Poop in a towel - what is it?
Something fat people lay down on the bed during sexual intercourse to soak up any loose stool that migrates from their sphincters.
I'm glad we put that poop towel down Jackie, you squirted an awful lot out of your back cunt.
What does "poop in a towel" mean?
A towel that has been used as a toilet.
Dude, did you see that poop towel by the Cinerama!
Poop in a towel - what does it mean?
An awkward situation that you just kind of have to deal with; not unlike finding poop in a bathroom towel.
"So I let Joel and his friend spend the night last night so they could go watch a baseball game tomorrow. They left this morning and I found a condom in the sleeping bag I loaned them..."
"Ew, what did you do?"
"Had to pick it up with some toilet paper and throw it away."
"Gross... kind of a poop in a towel situation huh..."
"So I was watching some bukkake porn the other night and my girlfriend walked in. She got really pissed and I haven't talked to her since..."
"Ouch, that's kind of a poop in a towel situation..."