Definder - what does the word mean?

What is pmp?

-noun- A "PMP" is a Personal Media Player. These devices tend to have at least a 5" screen and some have up to a 12" screen. They play music, movies, games, some have wifi capabilities and they also do PDA functions and run operating systems. They are usually seen in the laps of hypernerds on trains, planes and in the back seat of Mom's SUV.

"Bobby whipped out his PMP on the plane and watched "Soul Plane" to pass the time."

"With my PMP, I can listen to music, check my email and play tetris at the same time...bitches!"

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Pmp - what is it?

An acronym used, often when texting, to convey β€œpissing my pants” when something is insanely funny.

You are the best, I’m seriously PMP!

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What does "pmp" mean?

PMP "Permanent Man's Period" - Unlike women who have a monthly cycle, Contrary to popular belief there are some men who get a permanent period similar to women which leads to constant non-stop complaining, nagging & bitchiness!

Wow, what is his issue? He won't stop complaining & nagging at me? He has PMP!

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Pmp - what does it mean?

PMP Means Pound My Pussy

Me: "I PMP'D that girl so hard last night"
Friend: "Was that pussy good?"

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Pmp - meaning

Pissin my pants

I laughed so hard #pmp

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Pmp - definition

pissing my pants; or peeing my pants
a way to express laughing other than lol, rofl, or lmao

Guy 1: Omg, did you watch the Hangover?
Guy 2: Yes! Dude, I was pmp.

Girl 1: lmaoo omg so funny
Girl 2: hahahaha pmp

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Pmp - slang

pointless male pride - when men refuse to accept a fact purely because they are unwilling to accept defeat and swallow their own pride

Demetrios would never call or text Sarah because of his pmp, which made him feel that he was right and she was wrong.

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Pmp

Piss my pants. Used for a funny momment.

Brooke: owwww fell off a chair
Me: pmp!!!!!!!! Lawllllz
Brooke: ikr!!! But it hurt :(
Me: im still pmp

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Pmp

pissing my pants as in stfu etc

a: bla bla funny shit

B: pmp

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Pmp

pmp: Peed my pants

more than "lol"

How do you punish Helen Keller?
..Give her a basketball and tel her to read it.

pmp!!!

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