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What is pizza pockets?
when a guy puts cheese and sauce on his dick and gives anal to a girl. the cheese and sauce get stuck in the girls ass, and the guy eats the girls ass afterwords with the cheese and sauce.
Brian: “Hey babe, can we try a New York Pizza Pocket tonight”?
Heather: “I gotta bleach my asshole, Timmy gave me a New York Pizza Pocket last night”
pizza pockets - video
Pizza pockets - what is it?
a pizza pocket is when a guy presses his asshole against the opening of a girls vagina and shits into it.
“bro my boyfriend pizza pocketed me last night. my pussy smells like shit!”
What does "pizza pockets" mean?
When you shove a raw egg up your butt hole in an attempt to hard boil it.
So, I tried a Danish Pizza Pocket. It didn't work.
Pizza pockets - what does it mean?
A miller's pizza pocket is when an italian family of four goes to a mill on a hill with the oldest woman in Italy, they stuff an entire gasoline soaked 12” pizza into a miller light bottle. Then they light the pizza in the bottle on fire, put it into a condom half filled with spaghetti and viciously penetrate the oldest Italian woman with the flaming pizza bottle in a spaghetti filled condom, all the while screaming “mama mia! Gratzi!” Until the bottle breaks. Then they hang the woman upside down in the mill and roll down the hill
Did you hear that the Rossi's went to Milan and had a miller's pizza pocket?
Pizza pockets - meaning
when you wrap your ballsack around your flaccid penis (guys only.)
Sometimes, when I'm alone and flaccid, I enjoy taking my pants off and making a pizza pocket penis
Pizza pockets - definition
Put Marinara sauce on your fingers with a bit of shredded cheese, and finger your girl. Then, once you've spread it around, eat her out and enjoy your Pizza Pocket pussy :)
Dude: Yo I had a tasty pizza pocket pussy the other night
Other Side: Yo that's sick bro
Pizza pockets - slang
When a man or woman works out really hard at the gym and doesn't take a shower or re-apply deodorant for a few hours. He/she marinates in this smell which eventually turns into a salty, soupy smell, exactly like a pizza pocket.
Damn, Chuck! Have you showered? You smell like a pizza pocket!
Pizza pockets
The choice food of nerds who can't get any. Often bought in bulk and eaten while watching Star Wars marathons on Grandma's couch.
Grandma, can you pass the pizza pockets?