What is phon?

A very delightful banana who has gone bananas. They cant tell the difference between a moth and a mammoth, think certain BUSHY and LIVELY trees are bald when they are in fact, NOT, cant do basic maths for the life of them either. They're slowly losing their marbles and likes to choose violence at any month, any day or any year whether or not you have been kind to them. Weirdly obsessed with the birds and the bees also, questionable indeed.

i told you, they've gone bananas.