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What is peyton manning?

Just won the damn Super Bowl! which proves he does not choke, and is an amazing player.

Peyton Manning is statistically better than Troy Aikman, but theyre both some of the best qbs ever

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Peyton manning - what is it?

Numbers and numbers... 6 consecutive 4,000+ passing yard seasons. 49 TDs in 2004 season. 4 to 1 TD/Interception ratio. 34,000 career passing yards so far. Over 240 career touchdowns. The only quarterback to throw a perfect game, and he did it THREE TIMES.

"Peyton Manning in the shotgun. Ball snapped. He's scanning the field... Sees Harrison... Deep pass!... TOUCHDOWN!"

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What does "peyton manning" mean?

Famous star of countless commercials and television programs, and part-time football player.

If Peyton Manning uses that nose-hair trimmer, it's good enough for me!

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Peyton manning - what does it mean?

bitch

Peyton manning throws the ball away like a fucking pussy...

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Peyton manning - meaning

When your getting oral sex from a girl and when your ready to cum you pull out step back. you then proceed to jizz in your hand and yell "hike" and throw your cum like a shotgun touchdown pass into your girls face.

Man the other night, Brittney got one hell of a peyton manning

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Peyton manning - definition

Fugly Colts quarterback whom men do not feel threatened by, therefore he is well liked. Peyton has a button dick and it becomes evident through his play.

"After an ice cold shower he was hung like Peyton Manning"

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Peyton manning - slang

Biggest faggot on the face of the earth! he is over-rated in the nfl by like 100...he has the biggest forehead in the league. Peyton is a god damn redneck and his mouth is so crooked its on the side of his face.

"peyton manning calling the play on the line...manning FIRES ONE DOWN TO.....oh what do ya kno..the second biggest fag in the world...MARVIN HARRISON....again.

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Peyton manning

A commercial actor who occasionally plays football. He (as well as the occasional appearance of his hasbeen father and retarded little brother) has done commercials for Milk, Sprint, several Mastercard spots, Oreos, DirecTV, NFLshop, and would probably do Tampon commercials given the chance. Blames his teammates more often than not even if he makes an obvious error.

Is it true that you are an enormous sellout, Peyton Manning?

Peyton: Hell no! When I'm done doing this Swiffer commercial we're gonna have a long talk.

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Peyton manning

See choker. One who chokes.

There's a reason Peyton Manning has never won anything in his life -- he pisses his pants when he plays any team that can put pressure on him. Throwing a million td passes against the texans and titans playing behind the best pass-blocking offensive line in the league doesn't make you a great quarterback.

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Peyton manning

probably the best QB in the nfl now that hes won a super bowl and yea brady has won 3 but who cares his numbers arent that great and his team carried him anyway and that whole thing about manning being bradys bitch thats obviously stupid because as shown in the AFC championship game brady and the pats blew a 21-6 halftime lead and brady is clutch?

Tom Brady: "21-6 this is over"
end of game
Tom Brady: "sobs"
Peyton Manning: "Whose the bitch now?"

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