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What is Peyton Manning?

way better QB than brady, despite his stats. Brady only wins cause he has a good team to back him up. TOM BRADY IS A FAGGOT PUSSY WHO RUNS FROM FIGHTS

1)Fight during 2007 Regular season patriots vs Steelers game
-Brady starts talking trash and is running away like a little pussy

2)There is a fumble right next to brady he steps back and lets everyone else deal with it. Peyton Manning wud get in there

3)Both Brady and Peyton Manning run with the ball. Brady slides down like a lil pussy and Peyton Manning tries to break through

4) Tom Brady stares at his Center's Ass a little too much.

5)Brady cries too fuckin much

6) He got girls pregnent and ran from them

7) Peyton Manning wud BEAT THE LIVING SHIT OUT OF HIM

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Peyton Manning - what is it?

The greatest quarterback of ALL-TIME!

Peyton Manning is a record 4 time MVP.

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What does "Peyton Manning" mean?

Most overrated QB in the National Football League. Won only won Super Bowl. Is on too many stupid comercials.

Peyton Manning is so overrated.

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Peyton Manning - what does it mean?

A retarded sloth who bitches about everything and is never wrong. He often enjoys tossing little bitch passes and taking advantage of his talented receivers. His hobbies include doing drugs to cover up the shame of being an inbred, making shitty pizza in front of a camera, and having threesomes with Papa Johns and Tony Dungy. Often considered to be the "greatest quarterback ever" by dumbcunts from Indiana. Won the award for "Forehead of the Year" 14 years in a row. Sucks ass when playing in the Super Bowl, against the Seahawks, and especially both. He is the biggest overrated joke in major sports along with Joe Flacco and Colin Kaepernick. Should consider firing a gun of the large variety up his ass so he can save the world from having to look at his dumb waddle while in the pocket.

Colts Fan: "Dude, Peyton Manning is the greatest passer of all time."

Non-Dipshit: "What the fuck did you just say? I didn't understand what you just said because I don't speak Fucktard and I have a brain.

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Peyton Manning - meaning

Statistically known as a great quarterback, but not a winner. Peyton Manning is known to choke when his team gets into postseason play. Just ask the Florida Gators. Peyton's Tennessee Volunteers pulled an O-fer as he lost to the Rowdy Reptiles 4 years in a row. Lost in the National Championship in College. In the NFL, his Colts dominate the regular season, but come January and playoff time, they lose. Even the refs try to help the poor guy out, but Peyton seems to ruin it. Manning is Tom Brady's bitch, Brady owns Peyton. We will see this January if anything has changed.

Peyton Manning(TENN QB)- Hey, I am Peyton Manning. Do you think I am a good quarterback?

Tony George(FLA CB)- Hell naw nigga, you suck dick. I intercepted yo cracka ass and took it to the house fuckboiii. And you lost. AGAIN. BITCH.

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Peyton Manning - definition

The greatest QB of all time. Statistically dominant, cannot be stopped by any defense and will continue to win Superbowls and break records until he retires.

"I just played Peyton Manning in a game today."

"How many points did you lose by."

"A lot."

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Peyton Manning - slang

Hes either a God amongst mere mortals.

OR

A robot from the future sent back in time to infiltrate the N.F.L., re-write the record books, and humble Tom Brady.

Peyton Manning's calendar goes from March 31st to April 2nd, because nobody fools Peyton Manning

Peyton Manning has counted to infinity... twice.
Sharks dedicate an entire week to Peyton Manning.
Peyton Manning can set ants on fire with a magnifying glass...at night.
Peyton Manning knows the last digit of pi.

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Peyton Manning

Just won the damn Super Bowl! which proves he does not choke, and is an amazing player.

Peyton Manning is statistically better than Troy Aikman, but theyre both some of the best qbs ever

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Peyton Manning

Numbers and numbers... 6 consecutive 4,000+ passing yard seasons. 49 TDs in 2004 season. 4 to 1 TD/Interception ratio. 34,000 career passing yards so far. Over 240 career touchdowns. The only quarterback to throw a perfect game, and he did it THREE TIMES.

"Peyton Manning in the shotgun. Ball snapped. He's scanning the field... Sees Harrison... Deep pass!... TOUCHDOWN!"

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Peyton Manning

Famous star of countless commercials and television programs, and part-time football player.

If Peyton Manning uses that nose-hair trimmer, it's good enough for me!

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