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What is petersburg?
A turd nugget hanging off the ass of Florida.
St. Petersburg is over run by cops. Cops who use undercover cop cars that dont look like the typical white undercover police cars, who would have guessed?
Some things to do in St. Petersburg are:
1. Getting fucked up.
2. Eating crap shrooms from Gulf Port.
3. Smoking crap weed.
4. Eating crap.
5. Trying to find a place to smoke without the cops climbing out of a storm drain and surprising you.
6. Driving down 1st. ave really fast.
7. Sneaking into and de-facing abandoned buildings.
8. Screaming at people while your driving down the street.
9. Screaming at the people waiting to get some ice cream from the Candy Kitchen while your driving down the street.
For a semi-interesting night, go DownTown to "The Rock" to see more pretentious pre-teens than you will ever want to witness in your life. Travel to the beaches on the east side of St. Pete to be molested by tourists and canadians who chose to come down south after season and think they own the place.
Want a job here? Too bad... you either have to spread your legs or sell your balls to the perverted assclowns who run the shit tourist store that your applying too because no one else wants to hire you.
Other things to do in 'DaBurg'... get jumped by 20 kids looking for kicks, have guns put in your face and watch the murder rate climb as fast as your will does to get the fuck out of this hell hole.
Me: "Finally, a place to smoke this crap weed we bought here in... ST. PETERSBURG..."
Friend: "... why did you just say... 'ST.PETERSBURG'?"
Me: "Because these clowns at Urban Dictionary said I had to use 'ST. PETERSBURG' in the example.."
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Petersburg - what is it?
Small nowhere, know nothing town, just north of Lancaster City, PA... known simply for the strip of car dealerships that separates Park City mall from the Manheim Auto Auction, and the relatively low crime, low class, low style of living, where a family can raise either a dull complacent standardized child, or a ADD maniac drug addict with far too much time on the hands. Some notable highlights: Gargano's Pizzeria and Deli (where at one time punk kids could get a slice and a bag), Root's Farmer's Market (where at one time punk kids could get salt and vinegar fries and a machete), the Park (where at one time punk kids got a squirrel high)
East Petersburg anthem:
back down, I come strait outta cracktown
ready rock central, R-O-C
can you see the E P, here the sounds, feel the beat
I'm talkin corner of state and main st.
people from all over hempfield
recognize the real deal
lower middle class appeal
they say our town has got no riches, and no bitches
and these are all things that I misses
but that ain't what life's all about
so head on over to the park, with my boys
and have yourself a smoke out
What does "petersburg" mean?
1. A city in Russia close to the capital of Moscow.
2. A city in Florida that thinks it is as cool as the city in Russia.
1.
Laurie: Where was that cracker born?
Lillian: You mean mike? St. Petersburg.
Laurie: Oh right, I always knew he was rushing, I mean Russian.
2.
Dale: Isn't St. Petersburg in Florida?
Nick: Yeah, but the one is Russia is so much better of a city to visit.
Petersburg - what does it mean?
This town is home of the baddest motherfuckers around and the best standing buildings around If you don’t visit this town your dumb asf just don’t talk to the streetwalkers and everything will be fine...
Damn did you see that Reggie guy walking up the first street like a pimp in Petersburg ky
Petersburg - meaning
City on the west coast of Florida. Founded in 1876.
Current Population: 248,232, mostly old people.
Across from Tampa. Usually shortened to St. Pete or Da Burg. Gets really hot during the summer and can get down to 37 degrees in the winter, which is deadly cold to its residents.
also, has all the hot babes.
A conversation that happens in Saint Petersburg often:
Jim: Dude, lets go to the beach.
Dave: Which one?
Jim: Well, we could go to Reddington, Clearwater, or Indian Rocks...
Dave: No, man, let's go to saint pete beach.
Jim: you're right, saint pete does have all the hot babes.
Dave: and old people...
Petersburg - definition
Argueably the most beautiful city on the west coast of Florida. Population around 300,000 people, founded 1888. Named by Petr Demen for his hometown of St. Petersburg, Russia. Home to SPC and USF- St. Petersburg as well as the Salvador Dali museum and headquarters to Progress Energy Inc. Across Tampa Bay from Tampa, South of Clearwater, and North of Sarasota.
A city of the West Coast of Florida.
Petersburg - slang
As well as the city in Florida, USA, it is also a big city in Russia (the second after Moscow according to the population). Founded in 1703 by Peter the Great (czar and the first EMPEROR of Russia). Sometimes called the Venice of the North or the Northern Venice. It was the capital of the country from 1703 and up to the October Revolution (if not mistaken :)). Often colled the Northern capital (of Rusia). White night and the Hermitage museum, St. Isaac Cathedral, the Russian Museum, and so on
The white nights in Saint-Petersburg are unforgettable!
Petersburg
The second largest city in Russia. The most populated city in the world situated so far north. Also the one with the world's deepest underground. Founded 1703, became a capital 1712. Located on the shores of Baltiysky's Bay.
Has some beautiful architecture in the old city center. People there considered to be rather cultured in part due to the fact that there are many museums, theaters, opera houses, libraries, universities located in the city. But also known for its street culture. (check out the band Leningrad, which got its name from the city - during the Soviet times it carried the name of Lenin - was called Leningrad ('the city of Lenin').
Let's visit Saint-Petersburg in the summer so we can walk at night and not get mugged as it's light!
Petersburg
home of the greatest athlete alive, yes it's Stacey. Many people hate her, but that just adds to her greatness. If you play against her don't even expect to win. Also in Petersburg, every where you turn there is a cornfied of tractor. Also if you see someone spit, its most likely brown(from chew). Do not come to into this town during the summer without a boat, you will just be screwed. It is also the home of the biggest jackass ever (stacey sinclair's boyfriend) Tim, he thinks he is the coolest kid ever, newsflash your not. GET OVER YOURSELF! he also wears a gayass elbow sleve when he plays basketball, it just looks dumb. Back to Petersburg, alot of cool people live there, but these people do not include PORTA High School (besides Stacey). The band as sucked ever since the class of 93.
1) Lorna: "Caitlyn, your gaurding Stacey."
Caitlyn: "I hate that girl."
Lorna: "Why?"
Caitlyn: "She beat me at State, in High Jump"
2) "Whose that douche with the elbow sleeve?"
"Tim."
3) "Where is everyone at in Petersburg?"
"At the lake."
Petersburg
Hooking up with your girlfriend in the back seat of your buddy's car as he drives you both home. It takes a true bro to allow another bro to Petersburg.
Christy and I were Petersburging last night as Andy drove us both home