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What is peonies?
A day to celebrate Peonies, especially Australia.
It’s August 15th! Happy National Peony Day!
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Peonies - what is it?
A drink invented by your golf buddy that has double the alcohol content of a Long Island Iced Tea and garnished with his favorite flower, the Peony. It was created because his wife gets turned on by wearing a strap on and anally penetrating him. He gets embarrassed so he needs to get intoxicated to do it, even though it turns him on, as well.
Hey Bryan, want to go grab a beer tonight after golf? Sure thing, if you want to go with me to the Tailgate Tavern while I pound a couple Peony Pushes. Trudie wants to do the thing we do tonight and I need to get lubed up, in more ways than one.
What does "peonies" mean?
Pronounced pee on knees. The s is silent. This is what happens when you are at a urinal and you wind up watering your knees, thus, peony.
Peony happened to me when I was too far from the urinal and it splashed all over
Peonies - what does it mean?
When a large (fat) woman shits on your chest then rinses it off with her piss.
“Dude I heard Scott hooked up with that fat chick Libby last night’”
“Yeah she did a Peony on him.”
Peonies - meaning
Mostly a pisces.
Has no luck with men.
Bad at flirting.
...But is funny as a clown and is as creative as leonardo davinci.
RESPECT THE PEES, THEY ARE AS RARE AS A GEM.
DUDE 1: 'YO DUDE LOOK AT THAT GIRL OVER THERE!'
DUDE 2: 'OH THAT'S PEONY, SHES A WHOLE ASS CLOWN LMAOOO.'
Peonies - definition
Similar to the penis, the peonis is a commonly used word for a male diock. Unlike a chode the peonis is the normal size of the cocka.
2. Also a village in Italy.
He put his peonis into my vagona.
I r teh peonis.
Mi peonis le duele mucho.
Siente como un inferno.
I am from the Peonis, Italy.
Everyone from Peonis Italy has a massive peonis.
Peonies - slang
She’s a crazy, pretty, bipolar girl who is happy being with or without people. She is quiet at first but warms up and becomes a fun loving retarded person
That peony girls so weird but I kinda like it...
Peonies
it means a flower that only grows in the start of summer and the end of spring and the colours are pink,white,pale pink,dark pink,and that is about it for the colours
The peony blooming nice and big and the colours were pink and white
Peonies
A shy, small, clever individual with lots of common sense and way too many fun facts for 1 person to listen to, easily lost in large crowds, and there's a 99.99% chance she will be found with her tall friend.
Person 1:Has anyone seen Peony
Person2:last i saw her she was telling some fun facts to someone behind that large crowd.
Peonies
The raging peonies took over the flower industry in northern mexico