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What is pedo stache?

Commonly known as a total shit mustache that most pedophiles possess. Paul Coats as the most ideal pedo-stache, that shit is so insanely creepy looking.

Damn Paul Coat's pedo-stache is so god damn ugly.

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Pedo stache - what is it?

A mustache that a pedofile would have. It is unkempt and awkwardly unmanly. Often there is barely even any hair there and it looks like a sad attempt of a pre-puberty teen to have facial hair. Imagine Napoleon Dynamite's brother's stache but worse.

Johnny: "Hey, do you like the new mustache I'm growing?!"
Nathan: "Eww, no!! Shave that pedo stache off!!"
Robert: "Yea, John, shave that shit off; I have more hair on my ass than you do above your lip!!"

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What does "pedo stache" mean?

the wispy half-mustache found on many teenage boys, but also some middle aged men, that make them look like pedophiles

Ew, john needs to shave that pedo stache, either grow it out or get rid of it:/

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