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What is owns my ass?
Robert who passes GCSE'S but can't get it right in real life.
up my own ass is something Robert would say, and that's gay
owns my ass - video
Owns my ass - what is it?
Often used by fangirls to describe their love to their male-favorites whom they are attracted to.
"oh my god, Alex O'Loughlin is so hot! He owns my ass"
What does "owns my ass" mean?
person 1: hey bro how are you doing
person 2: i licked my own ass crack
person 1: how bro i wanna try
Owns my ass - what does it mean?
The equivalent of patting oneself on the back, or blowing one's own horn.
Not to brass my own ass, but I aced that quiz, and I didn't even study for it.
Owns my ass - meaning
1) A phrase one usually says when he is so pissed off about something. After he dies and loses all his enchanted diamond armor and shit to the enderdragon, one might say, "OH SHIT! I FUCKED MYSELF IN THE ASS!"
2) The action of taking either a 6.9 inch vibrator and shoving it up your ass until you moan so loudly, "I FUCKED MYSELF IN THE ASS"
3) A male masturbation technique where you wrap your schlong all the way around your body and into your own asshole. One usually fucks their own ass when they are still a horny 12 year old and are still a virgin with no friends.
While Eric was watching Shrek hentai, he decided to shove his small ass peen into his own big ass asshole. He moaned so loudly that the frogs turned gay and started buttfucking each other. "UUUUUHHHHIIIIOOO! I FUCKED MY OWN ASS! UUUUUHHHHIIIIOOO!"
Owns my ass - definition
the phrase you use to describe your sexual attraction to a (older) celebrity.
OMG! Scott Caan is so hot... he owns my ass!