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What is numpty?

this is what the person who spelt it 'nunty' is

twats that cani spell are pure numptys man

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Numpty - what is it?

e.g a bit of an idiot
someone who is a bit of a novice

"he's a fucking numpty"
OR
"dont be a numpty"

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What does "numpty" mean?

A complete Tard, Someone that doesn't know their arse hole from their Ear hole! Someone that has to have every little thing repeated to them at least twice..... repeated to them at least twice!

That bloke is such a numpty, I made his password his first name and I still had to spell it for him !

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Numpty - what does it mean?

someone who is so fucking irritating that they manage to get under your skin and make your blood boil with their painful slowness and stupity

that guy was a total fucking numpty

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Numpty - meaning

Numpty first surfaced on the terraces of west of Scotland football grounds, many many years ago. A player who couldn't hit a cow's arse with a shovel would be a f***ing numpty.

"Awww Jimmy you f************ing numpty!! You couldnae score wi' ma' sister!"

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Numpty - definition

a person so stupid they are incapable of understanding the simpliest of things

John Hall is a Numpty for his festive headwear

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Numpty - slang

Dialect, chiefly scots. A bumbling fool or one who is intellectually challanged.
(plural : numpties)

"they numpties couldnae organise a pissup in a brewery."
In reference to MSPs( members of scottish parliment)

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Numpty

An idiot, a silly person

"You're going to look like a right numpty."

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Numpty

A person who never has or never will have a f*ing clue what he is doing

Bobby Gould

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Numpty

A person who is incapable of performing the simplest of task correctly. Usual symptoms include poor hand-eye coordination, zero common sense and the general illusion that they are special (caused by parents referring to them as such and the numpty not fully grasping the meaning implied).

Common causes are being dropped as a baby or repeated heavy blows to head in later life.

person1: Jeff could you pass me the pen?
Jeff: ooops! (while dropping the pen)
Person1: Jeff you're such a numpty!

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