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What is north jersey?The best place ever. We use SPRINKLES, not jimmies, we like the yankees/mets, not the eagles, and we like subs, not hoagies.I come from there, trust me, it IS the best place ever. I love it there. North Jersey owns South Jersey north jersey - videoNorth jersey - what is it?The highly evolved, socially, culturally, and intellectually advanced northern half of New Jersey. Unlike South Jersey folk, when we speak, we communicate intelligent, meaningful thoughts that are not muddied by some pseudo-Philly/Alabama accent. Our neighborhoods are beautiful and historic with green lawns, towering maples and tasteful homes. We do not consider a trailer park a "community." Our time is occupied by endeavours much greater than smoking weed and guzzling cheap beer in a clearing while yammering on endlessly about the Eagles. In North Jersey you can go out to dinner every night for a month and never have the same type of food twice. South Jersey is pretty much all hoagies and Tasty Cakes. Our public schools are consistently tops in the nation, and produce people who are highly successful in their chosen fields. North Jersey is a wonderful, livable place, and any objective outsider would choose to settle here over South Jersey every time. After all, the shore is just a quick car ride from any town in Bergen County. When you're done, you have the luxury of driving home to your amazing Victorian up north. Whereas Pineys are faced with the grim reality of piling, shirtless, into their beat-up truck and returning to a nasty "mobile home community." But not before a stop at the local Wawa for Miller Lite, Marlboros, and a tin of Copenhagen for Grandma. Me: "Chris, if you and Jennie are interested, Sue and I are headed down to Wildwood for the weekend." What does "north jersey" mean?a land of contrast, where the factories and poor towns are about 15 miles south of Manhattan,where the middle class towns are about 5-20 miles west of Manhattan, and where The Rich Towns entire Bergen, Passaic, Western Essex,a dn north Union County. Also where there are at least 1 mall close to your house that has stores like Louis Vuitton, Chanel, Cartier, and Burberry. If you could choose anywhere to liv in the world, choose North Jersey, Beacuse its got a beautiul landscape, is really rich, and has easy access to the largest city in the USA! Q: Where are you from?? North jersey - what does it mean?The northern region of New Jersey. Provides easy access to NYC. If you're from North Jersey as opposed to South Jersey, you are much cooler by comparison. "I'm from Jersey" North jersey - meaning-A really good place to live. If you can afford it. Welcome to North Jersey. We're automatically cooler than you. North jersey - definitionThe more advanced side of New Jersey, and the side that is more influenced by New York. In North Jersey, the Yankees/Mets, Knicks/Nets, & Devils/Rangers/Islanders get more press then in South Jersey (We're not all Yankee fans, FYI). Also, there is a stereotype that we all have New York Accents, which is wrong. Most of us don't have an accent at all, and those that do live VERY close to New York. In North Jersey: North jersey - slangThe reason that New Jersey is called the "Armpit of America." Overcrowded, too close to New York, and home to many nasty factories. Also contains Newark, which is basically a death trap, and a shitty sports complex. If you are driving in Newark, or any North Jersey city for that matter, be sure to lock your doors and roll up your windows. North jerseyNorth Jersey is the northern part of the state. It ranges from low-populated forest areas to high-populated areas. People of South Jersey criticize North Jersey for its bad schools, polluted air, lack of people who know how to drive, mix of ethnicities, and more. Most North Jersey people, due to the fact there is almost nothing to do in North Jersey for the summer, come to the southern part of the state and cause unbelievable crime and traffic in the southern towns. A study says that crime in the southern towns increase over four-hundred percent during the summer months. Locals refer to these imposters as bennys. I'm going down the shore 'cause there is nothing to do in North Jersey. North jerseyQuite possibly the worst area in the country. Gives New Jersey as a whole an awful reputation. Basically anyone from northern new jersey has no manners, and cant drive for shit. Also for some reason, north jerey natives think their area is awesome because it smells and looks like Hitler's Asshole. Also, they invade the nice parts of new jersey (south jersey shore) and show no regard for the people who actually live there. Locals often call these scumbags "Bennys." North Jersey should become its own separate state and be nuked. "Dude some Guido fuckers came into the restaraunt today and left without paying" North jerseybasically the families of people who work in new york. about 87 times better then south jersey.not everyone is a guido and there and there really arent that many. actually most people in north jersey hate guidos and the bad rep they give us. if you live in north jersey you most likely go to the city extreamly often and know it almost as well as any newyorker. and yes we talk normally however a slight jersey accent can slip out when angry.i have lived in north jersey my entire life and have never said joisey, i go to diners 24/7, really dislike the mall (sorry guys) and i greatly dislike guidos. nobody in north jersey like a guido because who could ever take a boy who goes to tanning salons, plucks there eyebrows everyday, listens to techo and is constantly makeing kissy faces seriously |
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