Definder - what does the word mean?

What is ning nong?

a black monkey that should go sit the fuck down he is a dumb fuck who should go back to the farms, and oh did i forget he escaped from the zoo

THE NING NONG ESCAPED FROM THE ZOO!
OH NO I HEARD HE HAS A 2 DOLLAR BOUNTY ON HIS HEAD!

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Ning nong - what is it?

cross breed inbred gorilla that escaped from the zoo of the republic of negros.

the ning nong has escaped the zoo!
oh shit he better not be throwing it back again i paid good money for him!

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What does "ning nong" mean?

A magicall place invented by Spike Milligan, somewhere past the Black Stump, but not quite as far as Timbuktu. Famously popularized by the popular adult television programme Play School.

On the Ning Nang Nong Where the Cows smoke Bong, and the monkeys all throw poo, There's a Nong Nang Ning Where the fat man sings, and the tea pots sing along too. On the Nong Ning Nang all the mice get banged, and you just can't catch 'em when they do, so its Ning Nang Nong, Cows smoke Bong! Nong Nang Ning, the fat man sings, Nong Ning Nang, The mice get banged, What a noisy place to belong, is the Ning Nang Ning Nang Nong!!!

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Ning nong - what does it mean?

Sexy Beast.

Louna is a ning nong.

Stuart is a ning nong

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Ning nong - meaning

Fucking ass

Your a Ning Nong hole

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Ning nong - definition

Person of asian origin.

Naweed Khaliq.

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Ning nong - slang

someone who has stuffed up

geesh your such a ning-nong bruce for sticking you head in the fire

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Ning nong

Someone who is stupid

Geez, what a ning-nong.

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Ning nong

A ning-nong, frequently abbreviated to nong, is someone who has done something stupid or clumsy and has caused a nuisance to others. Although it is can be an insult, it is often used affectionately, especially by Australians.

"Ah Charlie, you're such a ning-nong!" (in reply to a deliberately weak joke.)

Why did you go and invite that ning-nong to our barbecue? He's embarrassing all our guests!

"Stop being such a ning-nong, will you? You're upsetting your sister!

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Ning nong

1: a wanker, dick, gimp etc
2: someone who says, or does something retarded
3: a person who says ning nong

after accepting a bet (of $5) to smoke a pubic hair bong
"OMG WTF that guy is such a fucking ning nong"

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