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What is new bus?
being legally drunk / intoxicated to the point where you think its ok to drive little kids around and argue with them all.
Nick: "Hey broski, what did you do last night?"
Matt: "Oh man, I got New York School Bus Driver Drunk last night"
Nick: "sounds like a fun time"
Matt: "oh it was, i tried to tell those little bastards to sit down and shut up but instead they deliberately disobeyed me. All the slurred speech in the world couldn't control them."
Matt: "Also I signed my daughter up for boarding school"
new bus - video
New bus - what is it?
A sexual act between two men in which the receiving partner, person A, is sitting on the other partner's, person B's, lap sideways. Additionally, B sucks A's dick while fucking him in the ass.
"I'll sit on your lap and let you fuck my ass, but you have to suck my dick."
"Okay, before or after?"
"Dude, during. I want a New York Bus Ride."
What does "new bus" mean?
Otherwise known as a Gillig BRT Plus CNG 40’ (G31D102N4). These are buses just purchased by the NICE Bus (Nassau Inter-County Express) company and they fart and make hilarious sounds. You know when one’s coming when you hear it.
*bus farts or laughs*
Some kid: And there goes a fuckin new bus! I’m not doing bridges.