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What is negligence?
1.) The accidental firing of a weapon. It usually occurs when firearms are given to idiots, small children, the mentally retarded, or Marines. Can result in bleeding wounds, severe maiming, and death.
2.) See "premature ejaculation". (Also prevalent in the Marine Corps)
When the DI handed Private Jimmy his M16, Jimmy dropped it and it went off. Jimmy just had a negligent discharge.
After Jimmy negligently discharged into his DI's asshole, he was discharged from the Corps.
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negligence - video
Negligence - what is it?
The time period when a dereliction of duty occurs. Often, an ordinarily prudent member of an organization who normally exercises the level of care generally required for their position, will request that a window of negligence be granted by their superior due to time constraints or logistical complications. The partaker, in essence, is asking for a limited-time exemption from their expected responsibilities or in some cases, after dereliction has already occurred, leniency from their superior in regards to punishment for said subpar job performance that would’ve taken place within the window. The phrase was coined by Matt Fondiler on the 4/19/16 episode of “The Adam Carolla Show.”
INT. BRIDGE OF TITANIC – APRIL 14, 1912 02:40 GMT
(Captain rushes onto the bridge)
Captain: What was that scraping sound I heard while I was in the bathroom?
First mate: Sir, I think we hit an iceberg.
Captain: You think?! Weren’t you at the helm?
First mate: Er…uh…
Captain: Well weren’t you?!!
Second mate: I know where he was Captain.
First mate: You fink!!
Second mate: I may be a fink but at least I’m not some sexual deviant who gets his rocks off watching scrawny, working-class lads plow Rubenesque socialites in the backs of Renault CB Coupe de Villes down in the cargo hold.
First mate: I was merely protecting our passengers’ property.
Second mate: Yeah, then why was your dick in your hand?
Captain: Enough!! This is clearly my fault.
First mate: Now now, Captain.
Captain: No, I should’ve given you a smaller window of negligence while I dropped the Cosby kids off at the pool.
First mate: Cosby?
Captain: He’s a negro rapist in the future who played a beloved pussy doctor on telev---Nevermind that. Ready the lifeboats!
What does "negligence" mean?
Irresponsible behavior dat involves wearing a skimpy nightgown.
If you don't want guys to hit on you, da last thing ya'll wanna do is commit voluntary negligeence!
Negligence - what does it mean?
Wow, this guy is Negligents! He have power to carry heavy things!
Negligence - meaning
Not leaving a severely autistic man alone to have free reign while you fuck his roommate. That's not negligence.
Hym "Yeah, negligence is real bad. Reeeeeal bad. I care so much about everyone else. Their lives are so valuable to me."
Iam "They don't care about the details. They want one guy to win and the other to lose."
Hym "Oh, I know. Just screaming into the void."
Negligence - definition
Dean is negligent.
Stop being so negligent.
Top quality negligence there!
Dean, you're negligent.
Negligence - slang
The word which is the weakness to many youtubers like kryptonite is for superman
Example
Someone:Hey can you spell negligable
Pewdiepie:nejaiigable
KSInegjable
Negligence
When you answer the door or walk by open windows in your negligee.
She opted to throw a towel over her skimpy night gown lest someone catch her in a moment of negligeence.
Negligence
not of consequence, incredibly small
The actual amount of useful information on this site is negligible
Negligence
Edit the video and/or audio of a clip to make (a) certain noun(s) seem and/or sound unpleasant.
The editor negligated a clip from America’s Got Talent to make Bonavega look like a guifakist.