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What is māori?
A shower but instead of water you use lynx Africa and a lot of it!
The bro only had a Māori shower after rugby
māori - meme gif
māori - video
Māori - what is it?
A term used by other Māori to describe a Māori person who is held up by the community for their success in the White world, or proficiency in the Māori language BUT whose tikanga ain't shit. It is likely they profit off their indigeneity while continuing to spread classist, homophobic, transphobic, and racist ideas.
James was know as a Māori boy genius because held down the paepae but refused to address his toxic misogyny
What does "māori" mean?
Swear words in Māori. They aren’t usually the same as the English ones. They include:
* upokokohua - boiled head
* kai hamuti/kai roke - eat shit
* tō raho - your balls (used similar to 'dickhead')
* tō teke - your vagina (used similar to 'cunt')
* koe kurī - you dog
* ngote raho - sucking balls
* pokotiwha - bastard
White guy: Do you know any Māori swear words? In particular, what’s fuck in Māori?
Māori: There is no word for fuck in Māori.
White guy: Āhahā! (Damn!) not a swear word
Māori - what does it mean?
A light skinned person who identifies as a Māori. They may have a Māori parent or ancestor. In some instances, Non-Māori raised or married into a Māori whanau (family) might consider themselves a White Māori.
Hone: Bro, your not even Māori, your Pākeha.
James: Yes I am, I’m a White Māori cause my dad’s Pakeha and mums a Māori.
Hone: Aw true that.
Māori - meaning
If you look at definitions above/below, a lot of people hold negative views towards Māori. I'll set the record straight. Not all Māori gave their land away for guns/booze. The majority of Māori land was originally taken due to English colonisers needing more land for farming and for the construction of towns etc. The NZ government introduced a policy called 'pepper potting' when Māori first arrived to the cities after WW2. They were placed in houses next to White neighbours. The GVT did this to help assimilate Maori into White culture which has worked due to the loss of culture but are now rebuilding that culture. Māori have always at the bottom of the economy since we moved to the cities and it got worse when the 1980s came about. When 'Rogernomics' came about it was a economic shift in NZ which impacted the manual labour industries the most. Ganja and alcohol was a way to relieve tension for Maori. This has led to the stereotypes you see that people have today such as when looking at other 'definitions' of Māori above/below. Every race has intelligent people, but some are just not intelligent to a White people standard. Māori tend to be minimalists, in saying that we have produced outstanding citizens to NZ society who are intelligent to a White standard (let that sink in), such as Sir Mason Durie, Sir Apirana Ngata, Dame Whina Cooper, Sir Peter Buck, Sir Maui Pomare. Māori are and always will be the indigenous people of New Zealand.
White Store Owner: "You okay mate?"
*in suspicious and confrontational manner
Maori (Māori) Teenager: "Yeah, why? Do you think I'm gonna steal something because I'm Maori?"
*in aggressive manner*
Māori - definition
A sexual position representing the strength of a moari tribes man. The māoris are well known for their appreciation of their female partners, therefore the incorporation of the ultimate female sexual stimulation is what creates this sexual position. The female is sat on the male's shoulders, with a swift movement, the male brings the female's body around towards his face where he inserts two fingers into the vagina with the left hand and holds the lower back with his right hand, whilst simultaneously giving oral sex to his female companion . Creating the image of the Māori Mask.
Warning: do not try this without a soft landing area or craddle equipment .
I gave my girlfriend a good old māori mask -ing last night.
I want to attempt to māori mask as many women as possible in this club tonight, Then I'll be the chief!
I love being my boyfriend's Māori Mask.
Māori - slang
Māori translates to natural or normal. When Europeans arrived in New Zealand, the natives had to come up with a way of defining themselves so they became known as Māori. This is because to themselves they were normal, while the Europeans became known as Pākehā, or foreign. Māori is also the name of the native language spoken by Māori people.
Someone who has Māori ancestors is considered to me Māori.
Māori is an official language of New Zealand.