Definder - what does the word mean?

What is my tube?

Similar to "suck my dick", but feminised.

Allan: I hear you had some fun on Saturday night... **wiggles eyebrows suggestively**
Nicole: Oh, suck my fallopian tube!

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my tube - video


My tube - what is it?

lube my tube is what I have to do whenever I jack off.

Every morning before I take care of my morning wood, I have to lube my tube first.

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What does "my tube" mean?

The same thing as busting someone's balls, except females don't have balls...so, they get their tubes twisted instead. Giving a girl a hard time about something, beating them down with negative comments and insults.

Yeah, I know I shouldn't have dated that crackhead cousin of yours. So you can stop twisting my tubes already, okay?

My boss has been twisting my tubes all week about missing that deadline.

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My tube - what does it mean?

Like You Tube and My Space, but a parody of the cultural fad for user generated content (UGC) online.

Also funny as its reference to the colon, or asshole.

I logged off My Tube, and droped the kids off at the pool all in one move!

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