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What is mustards?

Descriptive of an occupation long since lost in England. A Mustardeer was responsible for producing a villages supply of mustard. A highly revered prosition which was traditionally passed from Father to Son. The son would be apprentice for upto 20 years before being entrusted with the position of Mustardeer

The Mustardeer plied his trade to the village for over fifty years, producing mustard of the highest quality

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Mustards - what is it?

MUSTARD is an abbreviation meaning Moo U Shit Turd, Also Rat Dust. It is a secretive way to call someone a cow, a shit turd, and a dusty rat.

Omg she is a MUSTARD

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What does "mustards" mean?

Good, Pleasing to oneself, exciting

That's fair mustard innit bruv.

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Mustards - what does it mean?

a wet fart, or a drippy fart, or a nasty squirting fart,any fart that leaks more than air...

someone farts and it leaves a litlle residue BUT MUSTARD when you fart and have to wipe yourself or think you have to check your underwear you spit but mustard

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Mustards - meaning

A name given to a homie when they do something exceptional or amazing. Used when other words can't describe the awesomeness of an occurence or person.

"When Johnny jumped off of his bike into the lake it was the mustard."

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Mustards - definition

As in good, not as food but naming or calling something 'mustard' means this is good.

'Last Night Was Mustard'
'That Game Was Mustard'

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Mustards - slang

Adj.

Progression:
brain dead-> vegetable-> mustarded-> retarded-> slow-> average-> intelligent-> genius

Of seemingly average intelligence but in fact so mystifyingly stupid that even retarded individuals comment. Often accompanied by the hubris of thinking one is God's gift to everything; A certain path to a Darwin Award.

His friends commented on how Mustarded it was when he ate shit trying to skate down The Hill.

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Mustards

In relation to Corrosion - the change of colour of rust from a light red to a dark red colour

The corrosion on the Tank has mustardized, The mustardization of the rust has indicated a change in the intergrity of the tank

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Mustards

firstly, a hideous color and a food that some people like but most don't, and also can be referred to as a clan of so-called 'people' commonly referred to as bitches who become so obsessed and jealous of a person that they feel the need to insult everything about them when really, its THEM that have the disorder.
These 'girls' also suffer from a deficiency in their brains leading them to believe that wearing mustard coloured clothes is...cool...? Hmmmm, hopefully they will soon become as exstinct as the dodo so we don't have to suffer from their presence any longer.

"those mustards are such bitches"

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Mustards

A recently coined abbreviation for "muslim retards" in response to terrorist attacks and muslim's intolerance for universal human rights like freedom of expression and other religious beliefs.

Salman Taseer's death was celebrated by mustards.

Mustards believe that Allah is happy if you kill non muslims.

I hate you because you are not a muslim like me. Now you must die. Allah Ahkbar!, said the mustard.

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