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What is mushroom bruise?
The moment after release during oral sex a man will pop his member on the females forehead two or three times resulting in a red/purple bruise in the shape of a baby bella mushroom. Thus marking your territory as a well hung cullinary master.
After she blew me I gave her a mushroom shaped bruise and marked her for life.
mushroom bruise - video
Mushroom bruise - what is it?
The act of pulling out your penis while being blown, and systematically slapping your partner's face with it, thus leaving a purplish bruise resembling the tip of you penis (a mushroom).
I gave Carly a purple mushroom bruise when she went down on me last night.
What does "mushroom bruise" mean?
The purple or pink hematoma left by Clint Eastgoode's cock hitting your cheek.
That hit Sandy received last night left a sah-weet mushroom bruise!
Mushroom bruise - what does it mean?
To whack a girl on the head mainly aiming at the forehead with the head of the penis
Alex left a mushroom bruise on Traci and Chanti, it looks like they converted to Hindu now...
Mushroom bruise - meaning
A bruise, in the shape of a mushroom, obtained by being slapped with a large penis or penis-like object.
"Dude, I can't believe you goin' out with the new girl from accounting!"
"I'm gonna mushroom-bruise her ass, just for you. Just watch -- she won't be sittin' straight for a week."
Mushroom bruise - definition
"After my bitch was done suckin my wang, I gave that HO a mushroom bruise"
Mushroom bruise - slang
A fierce cock slapping used to instill obedience through domination
"Bring me my eggs bitch or suffer the wrath of the mushroom bruise."
Mushroom bruise
A phallic contusion in the shape of a mushroom inflicted by a forceful blow of a penis to one's body.