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What is mother's day?
Mother's day is a day where everyone should say thank you to their moms. give gifts to their moms because of what the mother does on a daily basis. Cleans/buys groceries/pays the bills/buys you close/gives you a roof over your head/ext.
Happy mother's day mom I bought/made you some gifts.
mother's day - video
Mother's day - what is it?
A day to appreciate your mother for everything she has done for you. This day takes place on the 2nd Sunday of may every year. It’s a day to show your mom how much you love her (buying her chocolate or a nice warm blanket) it’s a day where it’s all about her and no one else. Make sure you treat your mother well on mother’s day.
Sister 1-what are you buying mom for mother’s day?
Sister 2- you’ll see when it’s mothers day
Sister 1- you suck no fair, hmmmm maybe I can just give her some love because that’s what she deserves on Mother’s Day that’s what it’s all about!
Sister 2-hey you can’t do that that’s what I’m doing
What does "mother's day" mean?
The day that a woman gets her period, when she knows she is not pregnant.
Girl: I got my period today! I was so worried.
Girl friend: Happy Not a Mother's Day!
Mother's day - what does it mean?
Mother's Day (MUH-thurz day)n. the first day in a new month when welfare, moreover disability or social security checks, are received by mail or direct deposit
>at the trailor park<
Sue: "Thank christ it's the first of the month."
Maryann: "Why is that?"
Sue: "It's Mother's Day and I can buy some stuff."
Maryann: "Don't you think you should pay rent and utilities first?"
Sue: "Fuck off Maryann."
Mother's day - meaning
Today (May 8th) is Mother's Day. You're supposed to treat your mommy special today. Like drawing a picture of her in crayon on your bedroom walls.
My Mommy says I'm special... I like to make it up to her on Mother's day.
Mother's day - definition
The day when your mother can use guilt against you to do whatever she wants.
I've been having a great mother's day now do your chores.
Mother's day - slang
1. payday; the day when you pay this mother, and pay that mother.
Karl: Hey, want to catch the movie tonight?
Mike: I can't, man. It's mother's day. I gotta go pay my light bill before they shut it off.
Mother's day
In California state issued welfare checks are issued monthly every 1st and the 15th, known to many in ghetto communities as "mothers day"
"Aaaw shit, look at these long assed baby cryin, loud ass ghetto folks up in this supermart... you should never do your shopping on mothers day.
Mother's day
1). A day in which women who somehow managed to punch out a couple of kids feel entitled to flowers, cards, candy, balloons, bears and other meaningless gifts.
2.) Yet another "holiday" Hallmark, FTD and See's Candy conspired to invent in order to sell products in what would be a month otherwise void of an actual gift giving holiday (see: Christmas and December ).
3). A day in which the women in your family *say* they only wish you to acknowledge with your love and perhaps doing the dishes when they actually want their children, husbands or boyfriends to give them flowers, candles, dinners etc...
Girl: What's you get your mom for Mother's Day?
Guy: A hug.
Girl: ouch...what's she have to say about that?
Guy: not so much...
Mother's day
a day in May when you MUST give a gift to YOUR mother and EVERY mother in your family......if not theyll treat you like shit and call you selfish,no matter how much you REALLY love them.......
a day when people show how materialistic they really are,a day when people get mad at you over a damned gift
i got paid $300 dollars at work and couldve bought a jersey and some shoes....but i ended up buying socks,earrings,cologne and a whole mess of other shit that my people wont use anyways......darned mother's day
if you dont they will be mad at you....regardless of how much you love and think about them