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What is morning deuce?noun. Refers to the hour in the morning between breakfast and lunch when the hearty-breakfast crowd's sausage, eggs, and bacon finally make their way through the digestive tract. This usually results in a relatively short period of high restroom utilization. The morning deuce power hour was fierce today! There wasn't an empty stall in the building at 10:30 AM. It must have been caused by the free breakfast tacos in the break room earlier. morning deuce - videoMorning deuce - what is it?Defecation immediately upon waking. Patients suffering from MDS often What does "morning deuce" mean?Refers to the chronic inability to remain asleep in the early hours of the day due to awakening urges to deficate. Studies have shown that patients diagnoised with Morning Deuce Syndrome (MDS) suffer from loss of sleep and deficate on an irregular basis. The morning deuce often effects mental well being (depression) and can cause lack of energy throughout the rest of the day. "I never get to sleep-in anymore. Everyday, really early in the morning I am woken up by the rumbling of a turd-muffin in my stomach and the call to deuce. The Doc says I've got Morning Deuce Syndrome." Morning deuce - what does it mean?Defecation immediately upon waking. "I couldn't sleep in this morning.. a god damn morning deuce woke me from my slumber." |
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