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What is moon rocks?
A term used to describe a very rare (almost impossible to find) and hard to get item
Some museum guy giving a tour: "Here we have a moon rock of a book. This is one of the oldest known copies of the Iliad dated back to 600 B.C."
*Tourists nut themselves*
moon rocks - video
Moon rocks - what is it?
The solid core of pus in a pimple. The moon rock must be excavated for the pimple to recede entirely (not just scraping off the top), although getting to it can be difficult. Once removed, the pimple should excrete a bead of blood mixed with clear fluid, then begin to recede.
The best way to expose moon rocks is to either squeeze the pimple with two fingers in a traditional fashion, or use the tip of a pointy knife to apply pressure below it. Either way, the solid and semi-solid pus should pop cleanly out of the pore.
What does "moon rocks" mean?
A crystal meth shard dipped in hash oil. Melt the shard in the meth pipe and then add hash oil. Smoke until high.
I was fucked up off of that moon rock last night. Moon rocks for breakfast anyone?
Moon rocks - what does it mean?
Large shards of pure (or almost pure) MDMA. Way better than your average stepped on and super cut bag of powdered molly or pressed ecstasy pills. Taken orally mostly at music festivals, moon rocks are highly potent and will give you a clean long lasting high.
Hope you're wearing your astronaut suit to this Phish festie cuz I got us a big bag of moon rocks.
Moon rocks - meaning
An STD one acquires which generally results in ones gentalia becoming deformed, hideous, and often unrecognizable. Essentially, your dick takes on an incomprehendable alien appeareance, comparable to that of a bizzare alien rock from the fucking moon.
Man, I hooked up with that girl from Burger King. Too bad I didn't wrap it, and by monday my equipment looks like contraband from Apollo 11, and itches hellaciously.I think Darla gave me Moon Rocks.
Moon rocks - definition
A remarkably stupid person, ignorant with a dash incomprehension.
That woman is a fucking moon rock, i can't believe shes complaining about there not being enough parking while she is standing in a row of open parking spaces.
Moon rocks - slang
Slightly tan/brown crystals of 84% pure and stable MDMA/molly in crystal form. Tends to smell sweet, like root beer, in large amounts.
Me: got some moon rocks from the darkweb
Friend: ah I been meaning to look into that
Me: it’s complicated my dude.. chromebook, gallium distro, VPN, ufw firewall killswitch, TOR browser, dark web markets, Monero cryptocurrency, PGP to encrypt my shipping... pray to God that spiritualism is a fight worth suffering for, hope I don’t get man in the middles by the feds
Friend: ....... bro, spirituality is a fight worth suffering for, our laws restain freedom and drugs will be legal by 2030, the internet provides transparency and education for all, plus machines are outperforming elites
Me: yep, life is a gift and death is a promise, worst case I make friends and teach people in jail
Friend: truth my guy *hits peace pipe*
Moon rocks
Crystals of pure, or very nearly pure, MDMA.
We ran a test kit on those moon rocks, they're 98% pure.
Moon rocks
when smoking resin, a term for a cashed bowl.
that shit is dusted son, nothin' but moon rocks left.
Moon rocks
an alternative for balls, as popularized by Stephen T. Colbert of the Colbert Report
"Turns out NASA didn't have the moon rocks to put my name on that space node"