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What is monitor lizard?A person who spends too much time at the computer for frivolous reasons,gaming or aimless net-surfing. Same as Mouse Potato That guy spends so much time playing Halo he's becoming a real monitor lizard. monitor lizard - videoMonitor lizard - what is it?One of those humans that sits in a room simultaneously monitoring multiple monitors arranged in a large panorama around the viewing chair, displaying a range of input sources such as the news, sports, cable tv shows, video games, porn, security cameras, etc. We never see him outside in the day anymore, he won't answer his phone, his place reeks and is full of pizza boxes... he's turned into a monitor lizard. What does "monitor lizard" mean?Rare skin condition that affects one in seven geeks born before 1982* caused by unreliable CRT monitors exploding inexplicably in one's face. The resulting scabs often form in a regular pattern resembling scales, hence the moniker, Lizard. "Y0 f00. Did you see that h4r|)c0r3 m0f0? H3 b 1337." |
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