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What is meterosexual?
A man who dresses like a flamboyantly gay man to stand out of the male crowd but ends up looking like a complete tool.
"What is that gay man dress like that?"
"Why that is a meterosexual hipster!"
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Meterosexual - what is it?
Meterosexual (pronounced "Met-er-O sex-U-al") (short: Metero) is a colloquialism (popular modern slang) which means someone who dresses or is flamboyant in a manner that is stereotyped to homosexuals, but is in fact a heterosexual.
This may also be someone who is gay and flamboyant, but isn't open or doesn't consciously know. So when asked if they are gay they say "oh no, I'm Metero.", though, in reality, they are gay.
"I know he seems gay, but he's really a Meterosexual."
"He thought he was just a Meterosexual, until he met Hank and realized he was actually homosexual after all."
What does "meterosexual" mean?
A person (typically male) who takes pride in his appearance, dresses impeccably, goes for facials, expensive hair cuts and things of that nature. They are often assumed to be gay.
oh ben? no hes not gay he's just Meterosexual
Meterosexual - what does it mean?
a meterosexual is a man who thinks hes gay, but isn't. he dresses like a gay man and tries to act like a thug.
-When wearing clothes, tries to match EVERYTHING, and wears pink.
-On the verge of being gay.
Chase-"Hey look its John, with his pink shirt and popped out collar and gay ass gatorade. Where the hell is his beer like the rest of us? What a dipshit"
Deb"Yeah, he so meterosexual"
Meterosexual - meaning
A man who has sex with other men not because he is gay, but because it is fashionable.
If I was meterosexual, I could thail the theven theas!
Meterosexual - definition
one who only has sex if measurements are made using the Metric system. probably somewhat insecure
"I have a whopping SEVENTEEN centimeter... uh, wait a second..."
Meterosexual - slang
A guy who is not gay, but pretty damn close.
Clay Aiken
Meterosexual
A guy who is straight, dates girls, but takes a little more pride in his apperence.
The Gotti brothers. And pretty much any jock/preppy guy is meterosexual.
Meterosexual
A man who is heterosexual, and yet is very feminine. Someone who is meterosexual can sometimes be mistaken for a person who is homosexual, because it is a stereotypical beleif that gay men are "feminine,"
"Hey, I'm not meterosexual, I just like to shop!" exclaimed Jonas.
Meterosexual
A person (typically male) who takes pride in his appearance, dresses impeccably, goes for facials, expensive hair cuts and things of that nature. They are often assumed to be gay.
"Sam? Oh he isn't gay. I know he fusses a lot about his appearance, but he really isn't gay. He's just a meterosexual."