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What is mcmansion?An obscenely large home (usually of at least 3,000 square feet) in suburban America that is almost too big for its use; cheaply built from the inside out; require constant maintanence; stacked so close together in cookie cutter housing developments that you can hear your neighbor on the john; owned and occupied by pretentious, superficial people who care more about materialism and perceived status than actual value, and spend 14 hours six days a week working to pay off the over-inflated mortgage and have no time to spend with each other and experience life for what it is meant to be. The owners literally work themselves to death to pay the mortgage, who also probably struggle to pay off their 20 credit cards and SUV, but donβt have any other time to live a normal life and experience what life is all about. Despite their obscene size, they are occupied by mostly an empty nest couple who think they need like 5 bedrooms and a 3-car garage. They are built by mostly greedy developers who cram as many homes they can for profit. The McMansion is the epitome of waste in America, and is nothing more than a status symbol for many pretentious suburban Americans who work to death trying to pay the mortgage and keep up with the Jones'. mcmansion - meme gifmcmansion - videoMcmansion - what is it?Those nausiating large suburban homes that are built from cookie-cutters that seem to pop up everywhere like McDonald's restraunts. Chris lives over in those new McMansions. What does "mcmansion" mean?A giant, ugly immitation-mansion house. No, wait, it doesn't deserve to be called a house. It's fast food in house form. In the 1990s, they began popping up in suburban housing developments, each lawn usually perfectly landscaped. That and the ugly poorly built fairy-tale castles make those developments look too much like Disney Land. The worst part is that they're taking over America, because every new house built, no matter what the style, looks like a McMansion. My friend moved into a McMansion yesterday. I can't understand why. Mcmansion - what does it mean?Bland, tasteless and generic - much like the food served at McDonalds. McMansion - We can't find Mimi's house because they all look same Mcmansion - meaningA large and pretentious house, typically Although Nancy is just a school teacher, Mcmansion - definitionA loser's term of jealousy for a nice house he or she can never afford. "Did you hear how well Susie's doing? You know we used to all make fun of her in school, well I hear she's got a good job and just bought a beautiful new home." Mcmansion - slangA "starter castle" that has the potential to be very nice if built on acres of land with a long, winding driveway to get to it but looses it all when it's at an arm's length of the neighbors house. I can't believe they built four McMansions were the old man Farnsworth's house used to be. McmansionThe term "McMansion" describes any spread out, land eating, mass produced house (AKA single family "home"), most likely made of brick and having a multi-layered roofline/frontage that faces the far away street. It is of the sort most common for the last two decades in the U.S. The only type of house those greedy developers seem to build in this metropolitan area is the mcmansion. Mcmansiona big, processed house in a suburb or gated community near you; that has approx 3.7 people living in 12 or more rooms, with 3 car garage attached to it. It's exactly like the house about a piss stream's length away from it, because their usually on placed on smallest space or lot. it probably took them longer to tow that mcmansion to bashful beaver lane than they took to actually build it. Mcmansionthose big generic, nauseating houses that you now see in suburbs. They're usually built by "home builders" and are put close together to increase profit for greedy land developers. They're very cheaply built and it probably took more time to ship in the equipment than it did to actually build the damn thing. On the outside they look like they are just patches of different incompatible architecture styles, and they usually look the same. THe yards are full of generic plants and bushes that the builders probably got from Wal-Mart. The walls are usually made of sheetrock and the backs of the "house" are less showy than their fronts. If you want a good example of a mcmansion, then if you're ever in Little Rock, go to Chenal Valley, It's nothing but mcmansions and soccer moms for miles. |
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