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What is man syndrome?
The condition elderly people suffer in the presence of younger people. Symptoms include but are not limited to refusal to lose to a younger person, refusal of being wrong, refusal of being at fault, and the urge to use age as justification for their actions, decisions, and opinions.
That old person didn't like reading this definition. His/her "Old man syndrome" kicked in, and he started complaining that it wasn't in proper definition form.
Younger person: You mean according to Webster?
Old person: Yeah
Younger person: Well, this is Urban Dictionary!!! Its meant for fun if nothing else.
Old person: I got 20 years on you! You dont know what fun is!
man syndrome - video
Man syndrome - what is it?
Opposite of Small Man Syndrome. It is where tall men (probably over 5'12) who have probably done nothing in their life except be dicks and failures to society, are seen as superior by either some people or themselves. This is in spite of figures like Napoleon Bonaparte, who conquered a lot of Europe, was only around 5'6-5'7.
While shorter men doing great things might be seen as compensating, that is much better than someone with Tall Man Syndrome as someone with this affliction does nothing at all except disappoint everyone, especially women in bed.
There are two kinds of people in this spectrum. One does great things like lead England and the allies through World War 2 and being a distinguished historical figure, while the other got genetically lucky and nothing else.
"Damn. Look man, I may be short, but I can actually pay my rent on time and hold a relationship. You suffer from Tall Man Syndrome! A big case of it too!"
Short Man: "I just conquered half of Europe!"
Random person: "You are probably just compensating."
Short Man: "Maybe. How's (Insert Tall Man)? Still crying in his parents basement?"
What does "man syndrome" mean?
When you eat everything in a steady rhythmic chomping motion, especially if that food is pelletized or available in small, bite sized amounts, such as combos.
"After I got high, I got Pac-Man Syndrome and ate a whole thing of candy beans."
"Your father has Pac-Man Syndrome. The prognosis isn't good. I'm afraid he only has a few months at best."
Man syndrome - what does it mean?
Usually a small male who feels the need to make up for his lack of height, ironically a big insecurity.
Common side effects:
Aggressiveness
Irritation
Arrogance
Doucheness
Cockiness ( often mistaken for confidence)
Feeling of inadequacy
Feeling of incompleteness
Lash outs
Feeling of not being respected
Paranoia (wonders if everyone thinks less of him)
Tough facial expressions (no smiles, raised brows)
Speaking with a deeper voice than usual
Being offended easily with a simple question
Walking with chest out
short man Syndrome (SMS) can have an impact on the friends and family of the person affected with SMS. Usually, taller patient men are nice enough to allow the affected individual to go through his episodes of insecurities at Christmas parties, gatherings, events, dinner, etc. This is allowed because the taller, patient, and kind man is smart enough to understand the serious effects that short man Syndrome can have.
short man Syndrome side effects is usually not seen and cannot be detected by women. Women have been known to interpret some of the side effects listed above as authentic and genuine.
Wife: my sister will be here and she’s bringing her boyfriend Eddie
Husband: oh ok, I’ll just remember to be patient with him because.. well.. you know
Wife: I told you before lol, short man syndrome isn’t a thing!
Husband: i don’t expect you to understand but trust me I know what I’m talking about
Man syndrome - meaning
A man, small in stature, who attempts to overcome the way he believes other people perceive him (as a diminuative character) by 1) attaching himself to authority figures, 2) trying to manipulate himself into positions of control, 3) migrating toward positions of leadership, and 4) having a fairly volatile temper.
I had a boss with little man syndrome and besides never being able to please him, he always had to prove he was better than anyone else!
Man syndrome - definition
A midget that acts like a dic and tries to be tough because he’s an insecure little fuck
Ok midget, why u so salty ? U got little man syndrome ?
Man syndrome - slang
Tall man syndrome is when you show of in front of people younger or smaller than you.
I could kick your ass im stronger than you.
That's tall man syndrome.
Man syndrome
A man who excessively posts on Facebook about being alone and how lonely his life is. He complains nonstop and has turned into a big ass pansie. He thinks bitching about it is going to change it; when in fact, it is a big turn off. Women like confident, assertive men. This is a man suffering from whiny man syndrome. He is a delusional, whiny bitch and needs to man up and grow some balls.
This guy I know has whiny man syndrome and gripes about his pathetic love life to get attention. It is the biggest turn off in the world.
Man syndrome
A rare disease where someone is abnormally small and has to make up for it by acting hard
Why are you hitting me you midget? You've got little man syndrome
Man syndrome
The syndrome that all men have, that makes them incapable of winning an argument with a women.
"I was about to win my first fight ever with my wife, then my man syndrome kicked in."