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What is man shower?
A warm man shower is when two men shower together akwardly to conserve water and or power.
"Yeah during hurricane Harvey to conserve water we took a lot of warm man showers"
" Man me and John took the most awkward warm man shower, I can't even look at him"
man shower - video
Man shower - what is it?
When a regular shower is unavailable and you use the closest available water source and proceed to dump it all over your body and continue on with your day. Eg. a water bottle, bucket of water, hose
I woke up hung over in someones yard, with a bottle of water next to me. I took two sips, then dumped it all over me.
Nothing like a poor man's shower to start my day
What does "man shower" mean?
When you stick your head under the tap because you don't have time for a shower.
Man #1: You don't have time to shower, you're gonna be late for your wedding
Man #2: Start the car, I'm gonna take a poor man shower
Man shower - what does it mean?
much like the mexican shower, it is a quickened alternative to a shower or a bath. requires the dipping of one's head underneath the faucet so as to clean the hair but not the entire body.
the term originates from a detroit urban legend whereby one man had only enough money to generate water for his hair. he was, in fact, poor.
1. time is money, just take a poor man's shower
2. look, we're running late. either take a mexican shower or a poor man's shower.
3. if you think you're gonna be able to go bravo delta tonight, you gotta at least take a poor man's shower
4. you can tell he only took a poor man's shower this morning
Man shower - meaning
Simply, a cold shower.
guy 1: man, when i got home i had a Man Shower
guy 2: whats a man shower?
guy 2: a cold shower
Man shower - definition
The man shower is taken in a very short time period, usually 2-4 minutes. It involves a cursory washing of the bare essentials needed for the male body to be minimally clean: hair, armpits, balls, face (optional) and feet (optional). The man shower can be done with a small amount of shampoo and a bar of soap or body wash. It does not require a washcloth or puff (in most cases if a puff is used, the man is homosexual.)
The man shower is usually taken under the following conditions:
(1)When there is time constraints and a full body shower is not practical
(2)The day after a full body shower is taken for the purpose of staying fresh until the next full shower.
(3)Can be taken because of laziness
(4)To conserve water for environmental reasons
(5)Is the only showering method available for troops in Iraq (if they even get a chance to shower).
It is generally accepted that the man shower will keep a guy fresh and clean up to 24 hours; Whereas a regular shower (a shower taken with thick lather covering all areas) can last as along as 2 days. One must keep in mind the variables that affect the length of freshness after a shower (i.e. perspiration level, unexpected exposure of the body to filth, quality of soap or lack of soap and level of activity.)
Dave took a regular shower yesterday but played baseball afterwards, so today he took a man shower 20 minutes before going to work.
Man shower - slang
A Man Shower also can be used to refer to multiple men sharing a shower. When there are more men than showers and there is a time constraint, this type of Man Shower can be called. No touching or staring is allowed, lest ye be banned from all future Man Showers and shunned/mocked for many years.
"We have to leave in ten minutes and we still have 5 guys who haven't showered yet. With two showers, this is going to take forever!"
"I'm up for a Man Shower."
Man shower
An "attempt", usually organized at work by fellow employees, to celebrate the upcoming birth of a MAN's baby. Festivities typically take place in a office conference room and feature store bought cookies.
We will meet in conference room J at 1:00 for Billy's man shower.