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What is longhorn?
The name of the University of Texas sport teams.
The Longhorns kicked OU ass in basketball.
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Longhorn - what is it?
To have your anal region completely violated in a "back 40" location in Texas. These southern attacks usually involve Midwestern Yankee business men who truly believe the Civil war is over.
Upon returning from a business trip to Texas, my roommate Steve was walking very bull-legged. I asked him, "What the hell happened to you?" He said, "While under the spell of a southern girl's accent, her brothers took me out to the back 40 and Longhorned me!" "Damn Steve, I told you not to mess with Texas!"
What does "longhorn" mean?
An ALPHA level release of Microsofts next major OS to hit the market around 2006. Dubbed unstable by total clownfucks who think just because it is available to download that it is an usable OS. Also sought after by total noobs who cannot grasp the simplistic fact that nobody is going to host it on http.
Longhorn, rifk!£!$ tbfh is so unstable MIGHT ASWELL USE WINDOWS98SE :P~~~
//(above)example of a complete clown.
Longhorn - what does it mean?
When you get with a hot chic that you know you will never get the chance to ever get with again, You throw one in the pink and one in the stink with your index and pinky fingers. (Like the "Shocker")
I longhorned the shit out of Abbott's mom last night she is a total MILF.
Longhorn - meaning
The longhorn beetle is a parasite that has been infesting the United States since 1997, destroying the nation's trees and parks.
It is also a fitting name for a Windows OS.
Longhorn - definition
the school who's football team cant beat the SOONERS!
Jethro,We shouldnt even watch this game because the SOONERS are gonna kick our ass again for the 4th straight year!
Longhorn - slang
1.) Individual with lacking intelligence and extremely dillusional prospects at a chance of glory not involving sucking from the teats of their fathers. (i.e. Chris Simms!)
2.) Animal always forced to watch its own ass in fear of another visit from Mack Brown. (i.e. Sodomy)
1.) I'm such a longhorn after making out with that dude!
Longhorn
a tea sip, a nipple piercing, weed-smoking stain on the future of humanity that festers in Austin TX
Ricky Williams gave up a fortune and glory in the NFL because he is an idiotic, dope-smoking longhorn
Longhorn
When the top of a thong a girl is wearing shows above her pants, forming a shape much like a longhorn bull's head.
Yo, check out the chick in the blue, that's a nice longhorn she's showing!
Longhorn
1. An irresistable member of an elite community, which focuses on preparing for the future, kicking major ass in all serious sports, and dominating the job market after graduation.
2. A well balanced student.
3. One who has a liberated mind and uses his fantastic mental powers to benefit the quality of life.
4. 90% of the time, a wealthy and successful leader in his area of occupation.
1. Son: Mommy, when I grow up I want to be a Longhorn.
Mother: Yer bucktooth ass ain't never gonna see nuthin' but that gas station town you been goin to school in fer the last 6 years you goat fuckin' little bastard.
2. You should be more like that stud Joe, he's a Longhorn.