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What is lightning strikes?

Where one wets a balloon and rolls it in animal hair and while wearing socks statically charges the balloon, using the balloon as a condom and blowing the balloon up with air at the same time, shocking out come and spreads the bitch out.

The wife said our sex life was boring so i surprised her with a "Hairy Lightning Strike" last night... she wants a divorce and is taking the kids.

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Lightning strikes - what is it?

When taking a shit on a conventional toilet, and the poo breaks the surface of the water but is still connected to your anus.

They say lightning never strikes the same place twice. But I just had back to back lightning strikes in the shitter.

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What does "lightning strikes" mean?

Whilst taking a girl from the back, sexually, you reach behind your back with a tazer, tazing your penis. Simultaneously shocking the both of you. Done correctly, the lightning strike will occur at the peak of orgasm.

I need to get some D batteries at the store, Jan's coming over tonight and we're gonna do the Lightning Strike.

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Lightning strikes - what does it mean?

A slang term for snorting lines of cocaine

Yo im all geeked up from taking some lightning strikes

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