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What is lifetime movies?A particular cinematic genre, characteristic of but not limited to the Lifetime Network, a/k/a "Television for Women who Conform to our Distorted Stereotype of our Target Demographic". Whoa ... we are dealing with some heavy Lifetime Original Movie here. lifetime movies - videoLifetime movies - what is it?Launched as a sister network to the well-known "Lifetime" cable channel. It started in June of 1998 and nothing much has changed about the network other than the network expanded the movie time slots from 105 minutes to 120 minutes to accomodate more advertising. It professes through its network promos that it shows movies "24/7" although every morning at 2:30 there is a slew of infomercials. The overall theme of the network is simply movies for women and to a marginal extent "female empowerment". A good portion of its movies come from the original Lifetime network, others are made-for-tv movies from other networks, and there are some (but few) select theatrical films. All the movies aired on LMN have at the very best C-grade cinematography, C-grade acting, C-grade script, and just has an overall "generic" feel. The types of movies LMN shows is just drama and only drama but to appear more "sophisticated" the LMN online schedule breaks down Drama into several sub-categories such as "Inspiring, Love/Lust, Justice, Thrilling, Madness, and Vengeance". The whole network is like an analogy of a soap opera. Every movie has pretty much the same concept but different version. The overall plot formula for these movies is: woman or woman's family member gets into a situation throughout the whole movie the woman and/or her family members struggles to overcome the problem. Bottom line, the network just shows a bunch of garbage that is no different than reading cheap romance novels or the National Enquirer. Lifetime Movie Network (LMN): a sad excuse for a woman-oriented movie channel. What does "lifetime movies" mean?One of the lowest critiques a movie can ever receive. Lifetime movie bad is commonly used to describe a movie that tackles "women's issues" with excess drama, mediocre actors, and a lame script, while the movie ends with a cliche "I live in the suburbs" ending. Dude, "A Walk to Remember" was not even awful. It was "Lifetime movie bad". Lifetime movies - what does it mean?Fatal syndrome leading to the sudden death of any individual who has been subjected to ridiculously cheesy films with titles so lame they should be illegal. Also known as LMS. My mom watched 3 Lifetime movies yesterday and got Lifetime Movie Syndrome. She's no longer with us. Lifetime movies - meaningThe term "Lifetime movie bad" refers to when a film is poorly produced, has cheap cinematography, poor editing, and an overused concept and storyline. Average Joe: "I heard that new Sarah Jessica Parker movie sucked". Lifetime movies - definitionMovies with actors who portray Americans despite the fact they have Canadian accents. Itβs not clear where this takes place until the ending reveals itβs in Pennsylvania, though the Keystone State is βplayedβ by Ottawa, Canada as is typical in Lifetime movies. Lifetime movies - slangMisandristic propaganda potboiler films aimed at teaching women that all men are abusive rapists. Person 1: Would you like to watch a lifetime movie? Lifetime moviesLike the Channel; A Place For Battered Women They are all instant classics |
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