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What is laying carpet?
When you shave your pubes after no shave November in the shower and it leaves a nice carpet of hair on the floor.
Bro I had to take like an hour in the shower last night because I was laying down carpet.
laying carpet - video
Laying carpet - what is it?
Robs laying the silver carpet again
What does "laying carpet" mean?
The act of laying down, or placing a single or a double segment of toilet paper on the surface of the water in the toilet bowl, in order to stop or significantly reduce "splash backs" when relieving oneself.
"I felt the urge to take the biggest crap yesterday and I was afraid I might get some splash-back, so I laid down the carpet before I initiated. 60 percent of the time, it works.... EVERY TIME!"
"Laying down the carpet saved my ass from years of shitty water splashing my asshole."
Laying carpet - what does it mean?
When a girl, with at least a little bit of bush, is fucking somebody really hard. Basically, the female version of laying pipe.
Joe: I was laying pipe on this girl so hard last night.
Fred: Oh yeah? were you laying pipe or was she laying carpet? you bitch..
Sara: What are you doing tonight?
Jenny: I'm going to the club, cause i'm planning on laying carpet tonight.